[obi-wan’s disappointed, accented voice] anakin,

I just want to publicly unleash my wrath at Disney Channel for making me believe high school would be a thrilling feudally hierarchized warzone, until I actually got there and realized it was more like an “if you’re shy and average looking then literally nothing at all will happen to you during four years” kind of experience.

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

take me back to 2009 so i can experience hearing tik tok for the first time again

chris evans is so fucking confusing because you see him and you’re like wow i wanna ride your dick across the pacific ocean and then he opens his mouth and says some adorable nerdy shit or giggles like a school girl and you wanna bake him cookies and watch aladdin with him

#the real favorite is all five (insp.)

it’s almost time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and not get kissed on new years

getting a test back that you studied for but failed.

i just want a small apartment with a light pastel aesthetic on a high floor in a rainy city with soft cotton white curtains and old comfy furniture and minimalistic shelves and mini cacti on my window sill 

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

My whole life is a Lord of the Rings phase.

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed) vs see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)