stress baker
A short list of hopes for s4:
Francie Fak is proven innocent, and was wrongfully accused. It was ALL Claire’s fault the whole time.
Original Recipe Fak, takes a shower and invests in shampoo specifically.
New Fak goes out back to breakdown boxes, and never, ever returns.
Ebra’s beef sammie window, and only the window, is awarded 1 Michelin star.
Tina and Marcus collab on a dish so delicious, it single dish-edly gets The Bear an excellent review.
Sydney and Carmy FINALLY realize her cola braised short rib and his handmade pasta were made for each other.
Sydney notices Carmy has been building galaxies for her in his food.
Carmy cries a little because Luca is… talking to Sydney.
We learn Pete’s last name.
Carmy cuts all joy this season, and that joy includes truly connecting to Sydney.
Carlijn Jacobs for Perfect Magazine
keep seeing undergrads on social media saying “oh if a prof has a strict no-AI academic integrity policy that’s a red flag for me because that means they don’t know how to design assignments” like sorry girl but that just sounds like you’ve got a case of sour grapes about not being allowed to cheat with the plagiarism machine that doesn’t know how to evaluate sources and kills the environment! I have a strict no-AI policy because if you use AI to write your essays for a writing course it’s literally plagiarism because you didn’t write it and you’re not learning any of the things the course teaches if you just plug a prompt into the plagiarism generator that kills the environment, hope this helps!
1. She starts to hang out with the guy she told you to not worry about
2. She can do this without you
3. Everyone asks her if she can trust you
Wanted to do a drawing about her tattoo, so I created this. Enjoy
carmy getting sydney a new chef’s coat was more of a priority than getting the walk-in fixed
THE BEAR 2.02 Pasta
THE BEAR 1.06 Ceres
everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]
acts like an animal looking for a private place to die (experience a very basic + necessary feeling)
No one asked me why I changed my last name when I got married but Ima talk about it. It’s actually very simple. 1) I love his last name (I wouldn’t have changed it if it were ugly, sorry to ppl with ugly last names). It’s rare. I think I may legit be the only person with this first and last name combo. 2) my family is absolutely cursed lmao. I’m not religious but I’ve been questioning lately what I did in a past life to deserve the one two combo of my mom dying young and my relationship with my dad being so damn conditional and a source of trauma and burden for me. I got married and changed my name when I said I wouldn’t when I was 12 but I’m standing 10 toes down on not having children ever to end generational curses and trauma with me. Changing my name makes me feel a tiny bit better about the shitty hand I drew in life.
Beef with my dad aside, I also just kinda realized that what my name is legally doesn’t change who I was before, who I’ve been all this time, who I will continue to be.
sometimes it's not even "he would not fucking say that". sometimes it's "he would not fucking say that. nobody would ever fucking say that. nobody talks like that. have you ever spoken to another human being"
Ladies you need to learn to mean mug in public