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My TMNT Stash

@queerturtlethings / queerturtlethings.tumblr.com

Basic Info: This is an alt account where i keep my turtle musings. I'm just your typical internet weirdo. 27 years old, Androgynous, Lives in the south and has sass for miles.
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bootymax

Me: *really likes a character* Tumblr: OMG this character is my PERFECT BABY and LITERAL CHILD and i will PROTECT THIS PERFECT CINNAMON BUN until the DAY THAT i DIE and they are MY character and my HEADCANONS for THIS CHARACTER are LITERALLY CANON and if YOU don’t agree with that then YOU ARE SHIT Me: *slowly starts hating character*

Me: *reconsiders hate, but realizes that Tumblr has created a strange, surreal vacuum-like space in which critical discourse becomes unwelcome. Rough edges are filed away. Criticism of character and fanworks are dismissed in favor of emotionally manipulative and intellectually feeble rhetoric.*

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need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

Reading Cosmo is pretty much like stumbling onto a bizarre fanficition where you’re 90% sure the writer doesn’t know how sex works.

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YOU KNOW I LITERALLY JUST FUCKING WATCHED THIS EPISODE. THE ONLY REASON I WENT ON TUMBLR RN WAS JUST SO I COULD LOOK FOR THIS POST, BECAUSE, SOMEHOW, I KNEW SOMEONE WAS ALREADY MAKING IT!

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soysaucebase

When all your war boys are on point.

“The approach that Keays-Byrne took when portraying the Immortan made a huge impression on those playing his acolytes, even before filming started. Nicholas Hoult, who portrays Nux, says, “Hugh was also referred to on this set as ‘Daddy.’ He went round for the first build-up of pre-production putting big posters everywhere. He even got some of them in places where you wouldn’t expect it, like the top of the stunt room gym… there would be posters of his face, saying, ‘Daddy loves you.’ It was like all of us War Boys were his strange family and kids. And we completely worship him. Hugh’s a fantastic actor to work with. I understand why those kids growing up here would believe every word he said and want to die for him.”

- Abbie Bernstein, The Art of Mad Max Fury Road

Source: vine.co
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IF YOU LIVE IN THE CLEARWATER/TAMPA FLORIDA AREA, DO NOT BUY A CAR FROM KINGSWAY MOTOR COMPANY
Hey guys this is xiggymatsu posting on behalf of Ash.
Ash is currently moving from Florida to Texas to live in the same apartment complex as myself but she had a BIG problem happen along the way.
The used car that she had finally managed to get with my help on Friday (I flew down to help her get it because her old car was on it’s last legs and she was having trouble affording a new vehicle) decided that it wanted to CATCH FIRE and it

she got pictures of it at the impound, this is the remainder of a Toyota Rav4

and here’s the cintiq

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Please, @gotta_love_that_tcest explain to me… Why do you demand credit for this mutilated artwork, when you youself still fail to hive credit to the original artist, or even ask permission if they are ok with you destroying their work? Seriously what the hell are you thinking? Even potting your signature on their work?! What the hell is wrong with you that you think any of this is acceptable.

I got an explanation! And upon explaining their actions to me, they just carried on with their filthy doings~

But look, at least they give credit to the original artist now! So that makes it totally OK to splatter their signature over the ‘edit’.

and it continues:

To complete the lovely thing, i shall add the very eye-opening comments too:

And here a brave example of someone speaking up against my rude antics:

Stay tuned for more!

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