An ace pilot with an attitude

20th Century Marriage Discussion…

For those who don't speak German, a rough translation of the moment of the breakup:

remember when we all thought I was done with nbc kings? yeah, me neither

So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.

I'm going to try it.

I love the lawyer metaphor, because whenever I see “John knew that...” in prose writing I immediately think “how?  How does he know it?”  Interrogate your witnesses.  Cross-examine them.  Make them explain their reasoning.  It pays dividends.

All of this, but also feels/felt. My editor has forbidden me from using those and it’s forced me to stretch my skills.

This is your "show not tell" advice explained!

hey @themoonmothwrites, bit late but i finally found an excellent explanation of what i meant way back when :')

And I promise it stuck and did indeed make me a better writer!

And I promise it

stuck and did indeed make me

a better writer!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the dungeons and dragons movie is good bc some silly gay person WOULD make a bard named EDGING and go “noooo it’s pronounced ED-GIN” and their depressed gay little friend would go “this is my sorcerer. he’s cringefail and his name is simon”, and some fucking dm would go “this is my super mega paladin npc xenk with a sad backstory who fights good that i made to help you guys not die in the next encounter” and everyone at the table goes “ok but can i fuck him though”

TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

this is how we should generate power for cities

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it 

Dungeons and Opossums

The divine right of kings but it's a curse

You will wear the crown, you have no choice, the spikes growing on your head have a metal sheen to them and coalesce into a mock halo. You will command, for your voice is a terrible thing, you are a terrible thing. You will be just, and you will be fair, for any grievances you cause to your people scar your body and leave lasting pain and false promises sizzle on your tongue like hot oil. Your god is watching and it won't forget what your ancestor did and it won't let you go

top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

It’s because you’re always on that damn penis

reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from

Thanks, Anon!

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

is it just me or did the second question have anybody else like

: ) heehee

"Congealed blood is the vampire equivalent of yogurt"

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).