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So Mom and I are back at Motel 6 for the foreseeable. At least we've got a roof over our heads and we're not out in the elements.
Problem is, it took basically all the money we've got. Moms got $10 and I'm broke.
We need food and medicine but our food stamps done refresh till the 9th and I dunno when we'll have any cash to work with.
If anyone can spare a few dollars it would be greatly appreciated.
yeah i'm mad
tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
who did you have to kill to get that URL
this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock
Pre-menstrual depression is always depicted as like "He He! I had a box of icecream bars and cried while watching the Titanic!" But in reality, it's more like, "I'm standing the edge of an abyss. There is nothing good inside of me, I'm filled with rage and desperation."
It's crazy that being told how to deal with that is never a part of anyone's menstrual sex education.
This has already been said in the notes, but if PMS causes extreme depression and even suicidal ideation, that is in fact something that most people do not experience and it can be treated
Like for the majority it really is "oh i'm hungrier and moodier than usual"
^this should be a part of sex education so the point still stands
Can all the tumblr homosexuals agree to stop buying chick fil a. It's so depressing that across the board lgbt people and supporters are indifferent to chick fil a and feel fine buying it. Can we at least stigmatize it here
For those who actually like chick fil a sauce and refuse to boycott because of that:
It's ranch dressing, honey mustard, and barbecue sauce. Now free yourself
Fuck Chick-fil-A. That homophobic chicken isn't even that good, y'all are literally simping over chicken that tastes like it was made at a White cookout
The sauce:
The chicken (deep fried):
Air fryer version:
Fresh lemonade:
Lemonade milkshake:
Whatever thing you love at chikfila you can make yourself fairly trivially (if! you are able to cook! which I know not everyone can).
Simply look for a "copycat recipe" for the item, eg, "chikfila copycat chicken recipe."
There are literally thousands of extremely dedicated food bloggers out there who have long ago perfected there at home versions of stuff.
Chik Fil A contributes to groups who think trans people should be forcibly sterilised
No chicken is that fucking good
The founder is still, like, actively spending his money to block the Equality Act, just in case anyone was under the impression they donated to homophobic legalized torture organizations, got called out, and stopped being homophobic somehow.
If my dork-ass ex who almost voted for Trump can boycott Chick Fil A, then you damn well can too
Had to go through my drafts to find this, my friend wanted the recipies. Everybody else can have these too.
HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!
Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome
i am picturing it
Calvin and Christopher Robin are screaming from the sidelines, and neither plushie moves. Next shot, you have Tigger and Hobbes playing cards, and Hobbes is like "I can't believe they expected apex predators like us to waste energy fighting. Seven?" And Tigger says "GO FISH!"
you can't even have a decent slowburn these days. characters will get together after 2 seasons. inexcusable. there needs to be a real-life decade at least.
#you can’t be slow burning purely for fanservice#you need to slow burn for so long half your audience leaves after several years because you’re accused of bait and then keep slow burning#for so long they eventually come back#like you need to do it for the love of the game#a slow burn used to mean something (via @castielsupernatural)
I have nothing against trans girl headcanon stuff where people are like "this character would dress and present exactly the same as they did pretransition" but its always applied to characters it absolutely would not apply to
"if jesse pinkman transitioned she'd still dress the same and stuff she'd be a masc lesbian" jesse pinkman is extremely self destructive, infatuated with self image, prone to becoming attached to older men, has had zero healthy conduits for expressing femininity, and has an obscene amount of drug money to drop on plastic surgery and tiny black bodycon dresses she would not be fucking masc she would end up on mugshawtys 6 months into her transition
Elon is recruiting randos from Twitter to compete for the chance to work themselves to death figuring out how to take away your welfare.
Nothing says efficiency like creating a whole ass new department with two co-chairs.
Nothing says efficency like creating a new "department" to do the job already being done by an existing office.
One of the things I loved about The Wild Robot from a writing/world-building perspective was that it was clearly set in a post-apocalyptic world, but the details were very vague, and you don't even know until about an hour in:
"Beautiful shot," you think, and then it hits you that the whales are swimming over the Golden Gate Bridge.
Abandoned, crumbling satellites and a sunken city. And then when we do see the human city, they freak out at the sight of geese:
Animal-derived plague? Global warming? We don't know. We only know that something has happened. But like the general theme, whatever bad has occurred, the natural world is thriving. An unexpected positive from a history of tragedy.
It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)
Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby
Rat bf didn't leave her... he's not the bio dad he's the dad that stepped up
ok they're pretty fun to draw... couple more before i go camping
may I suggest the empty nester semi-old lady who has nothing to do except cook yummy casseroles and pies for her every week or so
Sorry last time I reblog this post but AWWW I love her older lady friend!!! Thanks for the addition!
"Sorry I have a boyfriend" is of course a time-tested and reasonably reliable no-fault rejection strategy. But what many tacticians may not realize is it has an even more powerful counterpart, the preemptive boyfriend name-drop. This is when a conversation with a stranger veers into high-alert territory and you make up a guy named Raphael (my boyfriend) who you mention due to his extremely-relevant interest in the current topic of conversation.
Raphael is a powerful tactical piece here due to his simultaneous love or hatred of every single topic ever, due to he's not real.
Y'know what? Raph would approve of getting used as the 'boyfriend' to ward off unwanted attention. He'd get a kick out of it, like those people offering to be 'the obnoxious partner' for the holidays. And if it escalated to having to call him, he'd play along.
Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one
Sorry but watching them fight gets me off, I'm keeping them both in a jar and shaking it up and down every hour.
HELLO FRIENDS I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT SHOT COTTONS EXIST AND ARE AFFORDABLE. LIKE CHEAPER THAN QUILTING COTTON AFFORDABLE. LOOK AT THIS FAT QUARTER I GOT OFF ETSY.
What’s this? A boring grey fabric?
PSYCH
They’re MAGICAL. I’ve just finished one shot cotton dress for myself last week and already have plans for at least three more.
WHAT
@coyacoonadillo @woolyfaye @ursa-arrowbreaker @tfbretz shot silk is period!! I didn't know this!!
there’s a lot going on here
Tiger found caged in abandoned home gets second chance at wildlife sanctuary: ‘He seems to be so happy’
The estimated 350-pound tiger was transported to the facility, an affiliate of the Humane Society of the United States, on Wednesday afternoon, and is settling in well, Almrud said. There, he will have the chance to roam in enclosures of up to three acres.
Almrud, who estimates him to be about 2 years old, described the moment he first walked onto the grass at the sanctuary as remarkable.
“It was just amazing to see him walk out on grass and to see him explore and have that freedom of movement,” she said. “It was just such a reward and fulfilling to us.”
Now, he spends his days rolling around the grass in glee, Almrud said.
“He comes right up to the fence every time a staff member is present,” she said. “He seems very amenable to our presence.”
The tiger is eating well – a combination of chicken, humanely raised non-processed beef and whole prey complete with organs and bones. It appears that he was being fed chicken, which is what owners of exotic cats often feed them, but chicken alone does not provide the complete nutrition they need to thrive, Almrud said.
In addition, caregivers are tasked with keeping the tiger mentally stimulated by creating “pretend hunting” games and rotating him through different areas so he has access to new smells and environments to explore.
“He seems to happy and content,” Almrud said. “Our staff is just falling in love with him.”
