I am a Baggins of Bag End

actual 100% real dialogue from desolation of smaug

based on this text post

Middle Earth Meme - {1/8} Moments

She belongs to the future, to the winds of the west sea, and the candles in the hallway.

She dances wildly with the spiders,  sings with the turn of the stars,  and cries amongst the earthquakes and ghostly thunderstorms - like those that sneak away in the night.

She belongs to the fire, to the silver and the mist in the woods, to the snow and the silence, but not to me.

What a broken mess these words make of  us.

"Is there any reason why my name’s on the king?"

no but I really need to talk about this #because this is such development I need to catch my breath #/inhales deeply/ #because in the first one Derek is the one stepping into Stiles’ personal space #and Stiles is scared and backed up against the wall #and they’re arguing #and Derek got the upper hand #but in the second one #Stiles is the one getting into Derek’s face #he’s the one leading the argue #and Derek is the one who stands there in surprise #and Stiles is not the slightest scared for the big bad wolf to snap at him anymore #because he knows he’s had plenty of chances to do it #but he never did

So, this is amazing.

WOW. Seriously.

this is THAT video which dragged me to this ship FYI, i don’t know if i want to kill or KISS the creator

i’ll take a kiss..

Why do you care?

Let’s get real, if I were gonna bang anyone on Teen Wolf, it would be THIS GUY:

1. Teens on the show: ugh, gross, they would be terrible, all jackrabbit humping and Axe.

2. Papa Stilinski might cry.

3. Derek Hale would DEFINITELY cry and would also probably play Your Body is A Wonderland on repeat.

4. Look at this guy. He goes downtown. He goes uptown. He goes on the cross town bus and then gets a transfer so he can take the express. He was super in love with his wife and made crazy love to her constantly and she does not strike me as a lady who is easily pleased and what I’m saying is fffffffffffffff, leg holster me on it. Deep-v-neck me on it. 

One minute, it’s, “I hate you, don’t talk to me”. The next..

 SONGS FOR MURDERING PETER HALE

——- a mix that Lydia blasts in her car on the way to bloody, bloody vengeance

[ L I S T E N ]

this is the best mix in the world. do yourself a favor and listen it nooow ◕‿◕✿