Madame bovery is so lana del rey
In my commune we will only eat raw eggs
Wait till they hear about the trans fish
I’ll never be a lets go on a walk type girl i stay sat! The satter perhaps even
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I'm in my sisyphus era but I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of it
aw hell
he's got that sisyphussy the way i keep going down on him over and over and over and over
My fav show Once Upon a Time is dark academia do not ask questions
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one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning
An entire box of wheat thins made me throw up
Why must the things we love hurt us so..?
I discovered the secret to adulthood.
Most problems can be solved with just a phone call, the trick is being brave enough to make such a call which only happens like twice a year
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ur in her dms im giving myself a sex change on her kitchen table
Rewatching the series of unfortunate events tv show fixed me i think. I experience joy and whimsy now
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daily office routine
8AM-9AM: grieve
9AM-10AM: shit/vape
10AM-11AM: jerk off
11AM-12PM: respond to emails
12PM-5PM: practice smiling
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looks up at you with big eyes do i really have to have money to survive or can i be a useless faggot forever
My body is a machine that turns money into wheat thins
Gummy vitamin save me
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hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room
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