so funny to me that some cats just come with built in eyeliner

like can you imagine if there was a gene in humans that just made some people look really cunty from birth for no reason

microdosing on whittling by peeling a ginger root

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.

@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.

@alilcajun @aralioideae

a couple of challengers emerge

You are all fucking madmen

during october vampires are at their most powerful. they don’t physically get stronger it’s just a pleasant confidence boost.

so do werewolves, they ain't special

this isn’t about werewolves make your own post

I said this months ago but I'll say it again: if you're transgender you HAVE TO LIVE

please, I love you.

I'm gonna fight like hell to stay alive btw, nothing keeps down the Salemator! from a black trans guy to other queers/BIPOC/and women

you will survive no matter how hard it gets

I ship it

You ship what???

Him and The Wasp??

Just today I got to see a chess book that I remember reading as a little kid. While it didn't give me a lifelong passion for chess, it did give me a lifelong passion for fantasy for its artwork.

The book is "Chess for Young Beginners" from 1975, and here's some of the artwork:

Like, this artwork goes hard. I especially appreciate the colour scheme for the black pieces, with its browns, bronzes, reds and oranges.

This artwork is amazing, evocative, exciting and dramatic. I recommend giving it a look if you have a chance - you can probably scrounge up a PDF of this thing with a bit of searching.

Important addition

Important addition

Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

My brother asked me how I can handle the spicy Korean instant ramen and I was like oh I just don’t use the whole flavor packet and he just could not comprehend the concept

WEAK.

Yes I have a somewhat weak stomach and I am proud of it but I’m guessing from your icon that reads “I ♥️ medieval torture” that you may have slightly different opinions than I do on the matter

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

clients across the world in all trades have access to smaller jpegs than you can even imagine

"Trans women are actually women for real, not in a metaphorical sense, not in a "anyone can be anything" sense, but genuinely actually make more taxonomic sense to classify in the category of women than any other group" is a position you'll find is pretty radical even in queer spaces

Could you explain this?

A lot of people who'll say "trans women are women" treat it more like a concession that they're making to be nice, rather than a factual observation about the world.

Once at work someone was running a women's leadership training thing. I asked if it was trans inclusive and she proudly said it was because it's open to "women and people who identify as women".

She was shocked by the question "who are the people who identify as women but aren't?"

someone reblogged a post saying je suis KMS and that's. not how it works. even if you're looking at it like i am (going to) KMS that'd be more like je serai KMS

please use proper grammar when committing suicide

As someone who is learning french, how would I properly say the entire phrase in french?

please dont learn french