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we're shit, queer up

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the funniest meme is lake erie, as the shallowest and most fertile of the great lakes, containing only 2% of the water in the great lakes system but 50% of the fish

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Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

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at a job interview

interviewer: ok, what would make you an asset to us?
me: I NEVER cry and have Perfect Mental Health. I enjoy constructive criticism and meaningless labor :)
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Baby boomer: You kids don't know how hard we had it! Everyone had to use the Library to get information and we didn't have cell phones!
Me: Literally everyone I know my age wants to die but okay
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some NT in my psychology class: doesn’t dissociation normally happen when you’re having a severe psychotic episode??

me: *dissociates while eating cereal*

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