Blatherskite Is My Middle Name

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Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.

Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.

But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.

Submission from @etchetceteraart

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

"sir this is a wendy's" = "I have no idea why you're here for that but this is possibly the LEAST relevant place for you to be right now"

"ma'am this is a map store" = "this is an even more relevant place for you to be than you know yet"

decidedly unfriendly reminder that fanfiction is written by real people with real feelings for free in their free time. it's a labour of love and something to cherish. if you come across a fic that you don't enjoy, that's totally fine, but it is your due diligence as a fellow fan and decent human being to click away. leaving mean comments, absurd rating systems or harassing writers in their inbox while hiding behind an anonymous icon is not an acceptable manner to behave in any fandom and online space ever. it's disgustingly entitled, wildly disrespectful and only serves to discourage people from sharing their writing in a community that is meant to be fun and supportive. the next time you read something you don't enjoy, stop reading it and move on with your day. read something you like and leave kudos and a nice comment there instead. have some common sense and don't be a fucking asshole. it's not that fucking difficult.

so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie

THE SPOOK WHO SAT BY THE DOOR (1973) dir. IVAN DIXON

at least tumblr hot takes are written by an overwhelming majority of just weird nerds and teens who don’t hang out with other gays... on twitter you can stumble upon any unbelievably bad opinion and discover it was written by an nbc showrunner who married the ceo of a startup that converts rental properties into oil wells. like at least nobody here has money or influence

#listen...tumblr is like the great mouse detective/american tail/ratatouille/rescuers rodent microcosm of reality#we live parallel lives but the stakes and consequences are proportionally tiny and sound like angry squeaking to people passing by#like#explain fandom drama to someone who isn't extremely logged on and all they will precieve is 🐀 ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ

I think this view of tumblr is a little rosy. It can be like Watership Down, because some of you are committing rabbit war crimes.

i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

let's over-analyze the (semi) official school AU!!!!

so to start with, the OG Touden Party are all wearing the same uniforms.

Chilchuck has a different colored tie than the other three, which (along with reminding us of his neck warmer) indicates he's in a different grade than they are. Higher or lower I wonder? 🤔 (jk we all know it's higher)

Then there's Kabru and Izutsumi wearing different (matching) uniforms, notable because they both joined the story later, like transfer students joining a new school partway through the semester.

And finally we've got Mithrun and Senshi dressed as teachers! (lol look at Senshi's socks and sandals) possibly because they're just older than most of the rest of the cast, but possibly also because they have the most knowledge of dungeons out of anybody. Senshi as a P.E. teacher is especially good, because he knows a lot about how to take care of your body. 💪

I love how cute the art is but especially how much thought you can tell the artist put into it! I'd buy all of it if I could.

(art from this merch collection and the original artist here!)

Learn from Black Revolutionaries

I STILL think we shouldn't ignore Kyle's diabetes any longer

When you start opening up to people