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She Took the Blog Title in the Divorce

@queencryo / queencryo.tumblr.com

Call us Queen. Cryo also works. Amateur writer, sewer, doer, human, GM, cool person, photographer. Wi are a system with [error: unknown!] members. Anyway uhhhh wi don't reblog porn but wi have kinks and talk about 'em sometimes so look out! See @terrible-goddess for our aesthetic/kin blog. Xe/She/They, ND, ?lw. 20-something. (Icon by @xansin)
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legitimately from ages like 12-25 i thought everyone was exhausted to the point of suicidal depression and i was just bad at handling it. kids the normal amount of suicidal ideation is NONE and if you don't physically recover by sleeping you should see a doctor

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It was good for a while, being empty. I didn’t hurt anymore. But as time went on, it was like I could hear myself from far away, begging for permission to come back.

Myra McEntire

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Cis people think trans people have this:

  1. Deadname
  2. Chosen name

But honestly we really have:

  1. Name
  2. Other name
  3. Deadname
  4. Business name
  5. Old nickname only some people have rights to use
  6. Online name
  7. Extra special secret name you don’t get to know, unless… ;)
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asaltysquid

1. Elliott

2. Scott

3. *Static*

4. Squid

5. Bug

6. Squid

7. *Static but sexy*

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You've seen that John and his pipe-loving father live in Maple Valley, WA, but did you notice the name of the lake they live by?

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“JOHN, MY PRECIOUS SON. IT IS TIME FOR US TO MOVE TO MAPLE VALLEY.”

“ok but why?”

“WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.”

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“JOHN, MY PRECIOUS SON.

IT IS TIME FOR US TO MOVE

TO MAPLE VALLEY.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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paramar

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

there are at least three houses in new orleans

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queencryo

The Endless (2017)

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my fave thing about Mass Effect 2 is that they made the story actually interesting by having the whole squad be fucked up and evil. Like, we're working with a human supremacist terrorist organization and the crew is composed of them plus a genocidal scientist, a Shepard who has come back from the dead and may have been put back wrong, a grief filled assassin, a living weapon trauma baby, the Krogan ubermensch, a fucking alien Spanish Inquisitor, one of the alien death robots you spent the whole first game fighting, plus every returning character grew some fucking chest hair like Garrus is the Punisher and Liara is a fucked up superspy.

ME1 is like "golly gee willickers, we gotta help the UN teach Space America to be less racist and our whole team of idealistic youngsters is up to the task!" and ME2 is like "listen I know its bad to be working for the Space Nazis but they're the only ones who will give me money right now, lets all go on a suicide mission but first we have to collect the most heinous people in the galaxy to be our crew"

Also this was at the same time Plastic Beach came out and became one of my fave albums ever so whenever I think of my beloved morally bad ME2 crew cruising around in the Normandy for some reason Superfast Jellyfish is the soundtrack

We be the colors of the mad and the wicked We be bad, we re-brick it With the twenty-four hour sign

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More favourite stupid video game tropes, Hallowe’en edition:

  1. Games where you start out playing as a character who’s presented as a totally plausible protagonist, but then they’re horribly killed and the actual player character is someone different  
  2. Tutorials that describe the basic mechanics from an in-character perspective in a way that seems like a silly fourth-wall-breaking joke, then much later this casual blurring of the fourth wall is revealed to have horrifying narrative implications  
  3. Fakeouts where it looks like you messed up and died, but really it’s a puzzle and you have to do something during the fake gameover screen to “solve” it  
  4. Reality-warping powers being represented as the ability to fuck with the game-mechanical substrate; e.g., teleportation in a 2D action game being represented by letting the player screen-wrap  
  5. Brainfuck segments where you’re suddenly playing as the monster and you have to have a boss fight against your own player character or something  
  6. Puzzles where the obstacles are the appendages of some unfathomably huge unseen creature, and you have to, like, poke its tentacles in the correct order to get them to move out of the way  
  7. Subtly impossible level layouts, like a corridor that makes four or five left turns in a row without intersecting itself  
  8. When a game whose narrative has heretofore acknowledged no diegetic separation between the player and the player character suddenly breaks its own rules and addresses the player directly  
  9. When you’re in a suspiciously calm and peaceful area, then something happens to alter your perceptions and it’s revealed that it was all an illusion and the Happy Shiny People were secretly zombie demon ghosts all along, and they all turn to face the camera and go “EEEEEEEE”  
  10. When there’s a guy with a detachable head

Well actually most of these aren’t common enough to be considered tropes” tell me you never play indie horror games without telling me you never play indie horror games.

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at any given time there are like two or three things about my body that im 90% sure are warning signs of unrecoverable failure and if i think about them for too long i have an anxiefy attack

the fun part is that i dont know if im wrong about the warning signs bit

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