i am great

love the way we finish each others' sentences. it's like we're soulmates or the beastie boys

Starting a collection

If you have more I'd love to see them this is my favorite meme format ever

going into work at the glue factory!

STUCK

STUCK

STUCK

Classic rookie mistake. Let me help you get out of the glue.

Uh Oh.

wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

I see first person stories like I'm sitting down across from the narrator getting the wildest tea imaginable

Most accurate way to read a first person story

what if bugs could cough. like imagine spraying a roach with some raid and it starts hacking violently before passing away

(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty

satisfying

Do happy

in the club wondering if people can tell i’m traumatized by the way i carry my body

Hm... I wonder if I've progressed far enough that I can post selfies to make eggs consider estrogen by now.

Hey did you know estrogen can just do this to you

studying for midterms

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

Alex Jones is currently on track to be the reddest human being in history.