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nothing to write home about

@queasybakeovens / queasybakeovens.tumblr.com

Janey, she/her.
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just realized i don't have a pinned post. oopsies.

call me janey. she/her. i speak english and spanish.

my furby blog is @furbyutopia

my flight rising blog is @tirnanog-fr

everything else goes here! i like furbys, the x files, warrior cats, wings of fire, dragons in general, house md, and dumb shit.

that's all, have a great day everyone :)

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wingdingos

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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yellbug

pic i took years ago while driving home from work past the scary snail playground. i stopped in the night and pointed my headlights at it

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How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?

This website makes it impossible to communicate with normal people.

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balzabul

chopped judge: as delicious as this prawn reduction is I can’t help but feel that your soul is absent from your movements, and that your entire life is but a performance for my entertainment

chopped chef: thank you chef

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