my spirkies we need to talk about this lower decks episode- boimler and mariner find out that kirk and spock once bailed on a captain's party to hang out in this little space station bar and carved their names into the counter like some kind of cheesy twin peaks teenage couple
i can feel in my bones that slightly tipsy kirk was like "yeah spock its an ancient earth tradition for strictly platonic bros" and spock is all "thats logical jim" and then back in the ship he googles it and goes catatonic