never get a tympanic tickle from an amateur

-I don't want to be here

-You exist here

how can a marriage be between a man and a woman. because that wouldn't pass the bechdel test

Have you ever lied? Cheated? Have you bribed men to cover the crimes of other men? Are you an accessory to murder? Can you live with it? Can you live with it?

personal log, stardate 47329.4. i finally realized why i've had trouble sleeping the last few nights. yesterday was the fourth anniversary of the massacre at wolf 359... the fourth anniversary of jennifer's death.

[ID: 13 gifs from season 2, episode 9 “second sight” from the tv series “star trek: deep space nine”, the gifs show benjamin sisko and jake sisko within their personal quarters. it is late, and benjamin was up late, and jake wakes up and comes to find him.

1st gif: sisko is up late, he is still in the starfleet uniform while seated on the couch. he reminisces about the fourth aniversary of jennifer's passing and thinks to himself, "i'm not sure what bothers me more, the date itself or the fact that it almost passed unnoticed." behind him, the door opens and he turns towards it.

2nd gif: jakes comes through the door, he is surprised to see his dad still up, "dad, what are you doing up?" and grabs an apple and then puts it back again. sisko tells him, "i was about to ask you the same thing."

3rd gif: "i-i had a weird dream." jake replies as he comes to sit next to benjamin on the couch. "get some hot chocolate and tell me about it." benjamin tells him.

4th gif: "nah, it's nothing." jake takes a seat and benjamin wraps his arm around jake. "ah, come on. tell me about this weird dream."

5th gif: "it's stupid." jake tells his dad. "maybe so."

6th gif: the camera cuts to a different angle showing benjamin from the front and jake from the side up close. "but the thing about dreams is if you talk about them they kind of go away faster." benjamin reassures jake.

7th, 8th, 9th gif: the camera cuts to a different angle showing benjamin from the side and jake from the front up close. "okay, but don't laugh." jake tells benjamin, and he reassures jake, "i promise." jake starts narrating his dream, "i don't know, i was... i was on the station somewhere, i'm not sure where, and i was trying to get back here but i couldn't... i couldn't find my way. i mean, every time i saw a familiar corridor it kind of led into some other direction."

10th gif: the camera cuts to a different angle showing benjamin from the front and jake from the side up close. jake stops narrating his dream, and tells his dad, "see, i told you it was stupid." but benjamin encourages him to continue, "you got me interested."

11th, 12th gif: jake continues narrating his dream, he is gesturing with his hands as he speaks, "well, then... i guess i got a little scared and started looking for you. but i couldn't find you. some... somehow i ended up in ops but you weren't in your... you weren't in your office. and... and then it was like... like the floor started sloping and... and i couldn't keep my balance. and all i wanted to do was find you."

13th: the camera cuts to a different angle showing benjamin from the front and jake from the side up close. "and here i am." benjamin reassures jake of his presence. /end ID]

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The "and Ken" sign says so much. Not only do the police identify him as some crazily dressed guy just tagging along with an equally crazily dressed girl who just decked someone in the face, they also cuff him even though it seems like he hasn't done anything because he tagged along with his girlfriend even to get arrested.

He's an accessory even to a convicted Barbie. You do not separate a Ken from his Barbie even in jail. Ken is having the time of his life even in incarceration because he's there with Barbie.

“why do mlm ships always have one blond guy and one guy with dark hair?” well you see, it all started back in 1966 when a new sci-fi show premiered on NBC—

the x files is awesome because mulder is this tragic character whose life is an endless repeating cycle of being in love with a person/thing/idea and then having it continually denied or tainted or ripped away from him that he can never truly escape because on some level it’s ingrained in his psyche and he’s doing it to himself and also there’s just a tattoo of a snake eating its own tail representing this cycle forever etched on the back of the love of his life

The more despair I endure in life, the more I love Frodo. I'm just. I'm so glad that Tolkien wrote him like that. He was a hero and it broke him. He was given too much to carry. The circumstances were dire, everyone was doing the best they could, and Frodo tried so hard, for such a good cause, and he...broke. And the narrative has pity for him, the characters show him kindness. Even after victory, his hurts did not heal, and it isn't considered his fault. He must go to the undying lands, to seek out peace there. In universe, he is forgiven for being human - don't be pedantic - and his great torment is recognized. He fell. He could not have done it alone. He is still a hero.

And, I think that's important.

Does anyone else consider the Lord of the Rings trilogy holiday movies???

Happy 23rd birthday, Dipper and Mabel! 🌲🌠

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, episode 5x09: The Ascent, 1996.

FBI's most unwanted <3

Officially licensed Mario Kart 8 greeting card from Germany, depicting a Spiny Shell with a caption that translates to “the first shall be last”. This is a reference to the Bible, where Jesus states in chapter 19, verse 30 of the Gospel of Matthew: “But many that are first shall be last; and the last shall be first.“

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what do you mean greeting card. for what occasion.