never get a tympanic tickle from an amateur

because they’re gay‼️

Yes, this is real.

Context:

“spirk is canon 2024” in 1966 jim kirk got a back massage from a yeoman, in front of the entire bridge, and he thought it was spock doing it. and when he REALIZED it wasnt spock, but was in fact a young beautiful woman, he MADE HER STOP. IN 1966

if anyone hasn't seen it

I'm watching the original Star Trek series and it cracks me up how there are these beautiful women every other episode and Captain Kirk is floored by the lady. And at some point she looks really hot and he has to look at Mr. Spock and Mr. Spock gives him this double eyebrow raise, like 'Affirmative Captain, that is a hot lady'

Could someone PLEASE edit Unification so that Kirk gets teleported to Five Guys finally

The lack of song repeats even on the very specific nouns???? The caps for emphasis and long pause????? The shifting between speakers in this format? This is a masterwork.

rb this with your favourite trek villain(s). mine are the borg.

william shatner

mr shatner im so sorry you are forgiven you are truly and completely forgiven

The Wrath of Khan / The Search For Spock / Unification | ID in ALT

This is more than Spock and Kirk, "going canon."

It is two characters who were irrevocably influential to science fiction, to fandom, to media at large, getting a beautiful and poetic ending.

This is layered in Star Trek canon, but more than that it is Kirk and Spock reuniting.

Against all the odds in the universe, ours and theirs.

Kirk was dead. Spock was dead in ANOTHER DIMENSION. They died alone and without each other. This was their unbelievably tragic and canon ending UNTIL TODAY.

Now their ending is this.

Reunification, connection, crossing time, space, and reality itself to be together again. Because that is how important they are to one another. Because that is how important they are to Star Trek itself. Because that is how important James Tiberius Kirk and S'chn T'gai Spock are to media at large, Star Trek fans and beyond.

This is monumental to a degree that I truly do not know if people can understand and I will NEVER get over it.

The thing that makes me cry so much is that to me, Jim came to get Spock.

You know how they say that sometimes the elderly see their loved ones before they pass, as if to bring them with them?

That's what it looks like to me, but from the pov of the one who's coming to fetch the other. Jim came to get Spock and bring him home to whatever constitutes as the afterlife in the star trek universe. After the sun sets, Spock will be found, alone, gone.

But he didn't go alone. He's finally not alone.

every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

Actually the Earth and Moon have been putting the motion in the ocean for a couple billion years now so I think they win.

having a fixation on star trek in 2023 is like riding a horse-drawn carriage down the interstate