greetings

get befriended

Hhhate it when people on my side of an argument are making bad points. You’re literally right why are you being stupid about it

give it up for another 70 years of goo

@apocrypals

BYLETH EISNER

i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃! a thousand cereals. I collect cereals. It took me NINE 𝐲𝐞𝐚reals to collect the cereals. 𝔂𝓾𝓶! 𝔂𝓾𝓶! cereals. ᵍᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵈ…

congrAtulations! 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓 Ȗ̸͗U̸͆͐Ȗ̸̔Ȗ̸̔Ȗ̸̔Ȗ̸̔U̸͂P ÆÆÆÆÆÆ P P P P ʤ̵̓̅ʤ̵̍̈́ʤ̷̓̋ʤ̸̂ ʤ ʤ̓ ᵃ SOOS ᵃ SOOS (vweee) FU𝓒𝓚 STEEVEN UNIVERS

Responding with visible exhaustion as the tech entrepreneur mentioned yet another of what he considered must-play titles, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly nodded vacantly Friday after Elon Musk rattled off his 10th consecutive video game recommendation. “Uh-huh, so I should try, what was it again, Elon? Elden Ring? No, I haven’t even heard of that one,” said a depleted Trump, who merely added “absolutely, they’re all fantastic” when Musk asked him if he thought he would rather play as a spellcaster or bandit, and who then sighed and stared into the middle distance. Full Story

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

kittenheavenpov on tiktok

kitty sounds!!!!

😭😭😭 mama calling them all in and then going to find the one that fell behind and then another baby panicking and screaming because she can't see mommy and mama calling her and the baby rushing over with obvious enormous relief oh god I am CRYING

I want an entire streaming service of nothing but this!

Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess

we must stop this madness. what does he need three apples for

can you just let him live his life

Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes

Yeahhhh, you're right

Make Tumblr replies like youtube comments

I changed my mind, stop

a comprehensive list of possible apartment maintenance issues, according to the online portal:

you either have spiders or its something else

bruh what 😭 not the twin towers gonna abort her