not enough pathetic dog guys who are also giant. like a giant who is so devoted to their tiny, comes at their beck and call, listens to every request and command unflinchingly, all just to maybe hear a word of praise from their tiny. being all sharp teeth and claws and pure violence, but docile and subservient the second their tiny speaks. the typical hound archetype, a person so utterly loyal and devoted that they can only be compared to a dog and it’s master, but the object of their devotion being small enough to fit in their hand? that’d be very very good i think.

*shakes box of late night G/t doodles*

here are some important reminders: it’s okay to like g/t in a sexual way. sex is a morally neutral act. having kinks and fetishes is normal. you have a right to be in g/t spaces just as much as anyone else. it’s okay to like both sfw and nsfw g/t. there’s nothing wrong with it, and there’s nothing wrong with you.

i know like, realistically, borrower cooking and baking options would be super limited. but also you can bet they have their own specific kind of flatbread and it fucks severely

I loooove thinking about domestic aspects of g/t...

There are lots of resources out there on cooking/baking/brewing with wild edibles! There's all kinds of culinary possibilities with what's available in the immediate region. Wild grains, roots, herbs, mushrooms, etc all being seasonally available for foraging. These are some sites I recommend exploring if you're looking for inspiration! (These are specific to the US, but try looking up native wild edibles in your region/biome!)

I also enjoy the idea of borrower agriculture. Raising bugs for meat & chiton, cultivating various wild plants and fungus for food and medicinal purposes, etc.

The sky is the limit!!

G/t concept: Tiny Cafe

You know how there are Cat Cafes, Raccoon Cafes, I’ve even heard of a reptile cafe…what if there was a Tiny Cafe?

Welcome to Little Sips Cafe!

Humans come enjoy a nice meal or beverage and spend time with our resident Tiny People. Is it your first time visiting a Tiny cafe? Please fill out our survey and let our friendly human staff match a tiny best suited to your personality.

Come enjoy specialty menu items like our personal Borrower’s Brew espresso or our Lilliput Latte. We have Tiny Tempting Treats such as our famous Brownie’s Brownie! Don’t forget our delicious Mini Morsels. But don’t worry if you bring your human sized appetite- our Breakfasts, Lunches, and Dinners are big enough for you to have a “Lil’ Leftover”.

Frequent guest to the cafe? Become one of our “Pocket -sized Perks” members. You’ve probably met quiet a few of the tinies by now. As a member you will have priority when requesting who you would like to visit with when making your reservation. You will also received 15% off of any non- alcoholic beverages when you show your membership card.

Are you someone that has a difficult time making new friends? Tinies are not intimidating and those at the cafe are very easy to strike up a conversation with. There are many tinies who call the cafe their home, it shouldn’t be hard to find one with similar interests or hobbies. The first Friday of the month from 6pm-8pm we have “Friendly Friday” an open house mix and mingle for any Tiny or Human to come and chat, play games, enjoy ice breaker activities and more in our “Petite Pals ” event room in the back.

Not in the mood to visit with a tiny? Would you just like to sit back and watch the tinies go about their day? Enjoy our brand new “Lilliputian Lounge”! Here you’ll have excellent views of some of the Tiny’s communal spaces, including the brand new train station.

Would you be interested in holding and cuddling a tiny while enjoying your coffee or tea? Please inform the staff so that they match you with a tiny who has consented to being held. Please DO NOT pick up another guest’s tiny, even if you see that guest holding the tiny. Often times these tinies have formed a bond with their repeat visitors and trust only those humans to hold them.

This cafe is not child friendly, only guests age 12+ are permitted. For the safety of tinies and other guests, we strictly enforce this age restriction. Any guest under the age of 12 will not be allowed into the cafe, even if your party has a reservation. Each guest under the age of 16 must be accompanied by an adult.

Hungry? Come and enjoy half priced appetizers and small plates on Miniature Munchie Mondays! All day long you can enjoy sharing your Munchies and Morsels with your Miniature friend for a smaller price!

Yes, our cafe is now open late! Some of our resident tinies are night owls. Every night (except Wednesdays) at 5:00pm adults can order off of our “Pint-Sized Pints” menu. Serving guests and tinies a selection of wines, beers, ales, hard ciders and other alcoholic beverages. Don’t let the Dinky Drafts fool you. Humans will receive properly portioned beverages. After 10:00pm only adult guests with a valid ID can enjoy the Little Sips Cafe. All underaged guests will be required to leave at that time.

Wednesday night is the cafe’s “Tiny Tutor” nights! Come and study at the cafe! High school and college students, do you need a tutor? Would you like to have a Tiny Tutor? Some of our cafe residents can help! Many are educated in an array of different subjects. We also make arrangements with some of the local tiny professors and tiny teachers to come into the cafe for one on one time. Pricing arrangements are between you and your tiny tutor, the cafe requests that you purchase at least one beverage while visiting/studying.

It is important that you remember that the tiny people who visit with you are PEOPLE ! We understand that sometimes humans see tinies as cute, adorable helpless pets or dolls. But these individuals are here of their own free will. They have every right to refuse a visit or abruptly end a visit at any time for any reason. Should any of our tinies or human staff feel at risk in your company, cafe security will escort you off the premises. This rarely happens, but this is a reminder that we take pride in the health and safety of our cafe residents and staff.

For more information on upcoming events like “Teensy Trivia” “Puny Painting” “Itty-bitty Baking” and “Minuscule Manicures” please check our calendar. If you would like to rent the cafe for your own special event, please email us and we will get back to you as soon as possible.

We look forward to having you here at Little Sips.

….ok this started as just a silly thought meant to be a tiny post. But it took over and kinda got out of control there.

I'd love to stop there after work for a pick-me-up. Duck inside from a rainy and laborious day, boots caked in mud, just to have a hot beverage and a sleepy tiny or 6 lounging in the folds of my work hoodie that happened to stay dry.

Gargantua draws.

love the concept of seducing a giant milf or dilf so so hard that they fall in love with me, cause imagine how mad their grown kids would be. like surprise, i’m two inches tall, younger than you, AND your stepmom now. go clean your room, junior.