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Boy howdy, looks like these cowpokes are in a bit of a scrape 🤠
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Demolition
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people really into making dioramas *handshake* civil engineer macro furries
a group of old man borrowers who live together. they don’t interact with the giant much. except for every time the giant does some home repair or DIY, then the tiny old men line up on the nearest high surface to watch like this
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*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*
playing with silly seals in the arctic!
It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)
Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby
Rat bf didn't leave her... he's not the bio dad he's the dad that stepped up
ok they're pretty fun to draw... couple more before i go camping
may I suggest the empty nester semi-old lady who has nothing to do except cook yummy casseroles and pies for her every week or so
Sorry last time I reblog this post but AWWW I love her older lady friend!!! Thanks for the addition!
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me: oh Tiny Bear of Wisdom, lend me guidance
the tiny fat gay man who lives in my pocket: instead of getting the meal combo, just get the burger and fries. you have sweet tea at home, and you like it more than drive-thru sweet tea.
me: thank you Tiny Bear of Wisdom
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some one just put a cup over me and they’re looking for a paper to slide under me LOL gonna break out from this cup while they’re distracted
hmm. much to be said about the structural integrity of this cup…
fuckkkk i am being escorted off the premises in this fuckass cup with a magazine underneath me this is so embarrassing
Blue collar g/t. Giant roofers, tiny electricians, shifter plumbers... What are your thoughts, chat?
Hey!! I have a park question for you.
After a bad storm, how do the giants at the park clean up? What if a tree falls down? Or was struck by lightning? Damaged equipment? I’d love to know!
In my head I see a giant planting a full grown tree as easily as repotting a plant. 🌱 ❤️
As of right now, I think I'm the only giant in my park district region? The ease of the process depends on what needs done honestly. Bathrooms are a pain since I can only reach in up to my shoulder, but trail maintenance? Now we're talking. People dump stolen vehicles in the marsh, trees fall down, brush needs removed, etc. That stuff is my jam. More delicate tasks may not wield the best results with these mitts of mine. ^^;;
I don't do a ton of tree planting, everything is pretty much already in the ground. However, there is a metric fuckton of honeysuckle that needs ripped out, and I looove brush removal 💪
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The gig economy is so hard when you're a brunette girl that's like 3 inches tall...
tinies living in the wild have different levels to their homes depending on their area's climate/weather patterns (e.g. having a place to get to higher ground in the case of rain/snow/etc)
Oh for sure, and maybe completely different burrows/hideouts depending on the season! Tinies with winter burrows underground during cold/wet months and high treetop hollows for summer! (Insert variables here)
Giants at the park helping move temp sports equipment for the kids? So switching between nets for soccer and such? Tinies helping build delicate electronics. Working together to make massive play villages for kids of all sizes.
We just renovated an old neighborhood playground! My hands are a little big to fasten anything together, but holding things in place without the use of heavy machinery? That I can do ;) I wish we had a tiny or two on the team, that would make rewiring the gate timers so much easier.
I'm board, ask me stuff about being a giant working at a public park or your thoughts of tiniest living in the wild