I wish I had two lives. Both of them for you.

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

when it rains you simply do not get a day

teen & young adult

to be fair les misérables IS a teen & young adult book if it is somewhere around 2012-2014 and you are fifteen years old, gay, and most importantly really really weird

You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

Visibly trans people in customer facing retail and food services are braver than any marine and provide a far greater service to society

*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

okay man we get it you’re being tested by god

*flirting* if you had to kill me, how would you do it?

Dave Coyle

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

im sorry but this is the funniest fucking tag i could have seen

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

April H.

This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

psychiatrists in 2030 when you mention an intrusive thought

i really admire couples who fight in public. it takes a special kind of hate to say “you never listen. i don’t know why i bother talking to you. youre like a bad dog” to your wife in a mod pizza

Some low ratings for Les Misérables that I liked on Goodreads.

the best part is i agree with those and les mis is still one of my favorite pieces of literature