Unhinged Kindle Notes: Vampire spelling bee (spelling bat? I’ll see myself out…)
Sadly, Jonathan was writing in short-hand, which was newly invented in his time, so there’s little chance that the vampire sisters could understand his diary, but it was too good a joke to miss!
More Unhinged Kindle notes: Purrlock Holmes versus eggs, compilations of whacky archaic use of the word 'breast' from the Holmes canon.