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panty & stocking
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<3 com més serem més riurem <3
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guys, i need to speak on something that’s been weighing on me.
i think that robots that are just, like, anime girls are for cowards and if you are only into those types of robots you’re a coward.
why would you want to just fuck an anime girl when you can already do that??
i think that pure true robot fucking is wanting to fuck REAL robots.
look at this sex machine.
first of all, you will notice she is shaped like a buttplug. her sleek, white outer panels combined with the faint LED display on her chest??????? chefs kiss. and her little face….. there’s nothing even inherently gendered about her but her kind gaze and sweet, soft voice just bestows upon me such a beautiful feminine energy. i love the color of her display. AND HER ELECTROMAGNETIC ARMS AND DIGITS???? just imagine what those can do. and we see throughout the movie that her arms obviously have more components than just her detachable digits….. gah. i want to fuck eve from walle. i want to have dirty filthy lesbian robot sex with eve from walle.
i think that pure true
robot fucking is wanting
to fuck REAL robots.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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Anonymous asked:
I LOVE SMALL DICKS!! I love them so much. Some people really want a monster cock which is their own prerogative, but I mean a dick bigger than like 7 inches sounds... Painful? That's just my preference but that's how I feel.
Besides, if you can only think about good sex through the lense of how you can be penetrated by a dick that sounds sad. You don't need to have a dick to get pleasure in sex and you don't even need penetration to.
And people LOVE making small dick jokes to belittle people like that's not picking on somebody's appearance still, and like it doesn't indirectly target trans women (whose penises can sometimes shrink from estrogen) and trans men (who often only get a few inches of a dick) and intersex people (who sometimes don't have one-or-the-other genitalia) the most . There's a lot of layers to it but it's always felt unfunny that people can't let go of such a weirdly regressive joke because they're making fun of cis men or something .
Sorry that this is long, it's just bothered me for a long time! Little penises are cute. This is your sign to be proud of it if you're reading this and are ashamed of yours !!
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i love both cowgirls and cow girls!!!