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You can alway count on Kaz for top tier dark humor.
purpleyin reblogged
feeling old because apparently not everyone is familiar with this sacred text. please enjoy, friends!!!
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You know, I’ve never personally been lifted from the ground by my neck to be strangled, but uh, is there a reason y’all never like….. kick the person holding you? Like characters straight up just dangle there and gasp, like you have legs! Use them you stupid bitches!
Actually, the physics involved with that is kinda weird. The thought, oh shit, can’t breathe, usually overpowers the rational part of the mind that can calmly assess the threat and comes up with effective solutions.
But that’s only the first obstacle. The second is leverage. I don’t know about you, but I hate stomach crunches. Thing is, why you’re being gripped by the neck, the only way you can get your feet up on your attacker is to move using muscles in your neck and spine. There’s not really any other source of leverage you can draw from like this.
It’s not an easy feat. It takes conscious thought, thoughts that keep getting drowned out by the oh shit, can’t breathe, instinct.
And then
in order to kick effectively, you’ll need some kind of leverage. Putting your back against a wall would be the most effective tactic, but a person being held like that literally has no choice in this regard.
The next best tactic would be to lift your legs as high as your opponent’s shoulder and use the combined leverage to try and break their grip on your throat. Except:
- If they’re lifting you up off the ground by the neck, they’ll probably not have their grip broken by human force.
- Your neck bones are fairly fragile, you could end up paralyzing yourself making the attempt.
“Just kick them” doesn’t work in this situation because you’re off the ground. An ordinary kick relies on manipulating leverage and muscle from one leg on the ground and another exerting force on the target.
Trying to fight back without a good source of leverage is like trying to beat them to death with a pool noodle.
And that’s assuming you can think of any of this at all.
cryptid-kaz
This was actually very informative and I revoke my earlier snappish words, thank you
Good question. Excellent answer. Useful to writers.
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