Trans Autistic Emo Baddie

scallywunk

Arctic Moth taking care of Arctic Woolly Bear caterpillars!

If I was a baker and you ask for a dozen I'm making 13 cause fuck 12

taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl

you get it

girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor

geologists talking about shield volcanoes

i love you. this post is only about shield volcanoes 🌋 now. everyone else fuck of❌

surgeries i need invented:

the villagers: OH MY GOD GET OUT OF HERE ITS A DRAGON ATTACK HES BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE VILLAGE

me noticing the "dragon" actually only has 2 hind legs instead of 4 legs: thats actually a w-

*flames engulf me completely*

you deserve to be lit on fire, dragon is a caragory word, wyverns are a type of dragon

*my jaw bone slowly falls off my charred skeleton with good comedic timing*

this email could have been a threesome

this threesome could have been an email

*winding up my metal baseball bat*

BE...

*smashes it into your skull cutely*

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cannot wait to see how this relationship changes my bdsm test results lmfao

The one real HRT milestone that matters is the first time a cat steps on your boobs and it hurts

assigned titty at kitty (atak)

Yeah she atak me

official boob post