The peeps who socialize on my Discord come up with brilliant posts.

President Trump Tests the Presidential Alert System (2018)

im about to test the limits of discord nitro

we are almost there folks

discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.

Let me win, you fool.

is this how we play this game? very well.

my friends support me. i know within my heart. i can do it.

I did it…. I did it everyone. I’m the happiest person in the world.

hello my friends, i just wanted u all to know that the way Discord has stylized their logo text makes the letter “D” look like the letter “פ” in hebrew, which is called “pe” and is pronounced sort of like “p”

in conclusion: pisscorp

thank you for coming to my ted talk

My friend’s husband works for Discord. I had to show her this, and she had to show it to her husband. His reponse? The CEO is Jewish. He knew exactly what he was doing. “They don’t exactly take themselves too seriously.”

god bless

PWEASE,

im switching to teamspeak

This is just absurdly dedicated customer service

You know maybe Skype isn’t actually all that bad

reasons why discord is bad

-it makes me think of that my little pony song

JDHSJDHSHSKHDJWK

bad post op, discord is a bop

Discord down but I’m not going back to skype so

@brighteronthesunnyside @wyomingparmesan @the-great-papyroo MOOD

my favorite group chat meme is when someone fucks up while typing and then the rest of the group repeats it

My boss called me on discord and he’s asking me Serious Work Questions but I’m nearly choking to death and he keeps asking me what’s wrong but I

how am I supposed to be professional when his icon is THIS