...non human gays and such...

Gandalf: So I’ve developed an elaborate plan to save middle earth from darkness

Elrond: does it-

Gandalf: it involves hobbits again yeah

“My gf who has somehow never petted a cat before described purring”

Reminds me of a story I heard about a family that adopted a cat because their young son wanted one. Neither of the parents had ever had or interacted much with a cat before but we're perfectly happy to get a family cat and they all ended up loving it. But they got worried cause the cat was "making strange noises" that they didn't know how to describe and they were worried because they all loved this cat SO MUCH. So the vet said "okay bring it in we can see what's up". They bring the cat in and everything looks fine. As the vet is suggesting maybe a recording or something, while giving the cat scritchies, the cat starts to purr.

"that's it! That's the noise!" They say and the vet pauses for a minute before laughing and saying "oh I forgot you said you'd never interacted with cats before! That's purring! Your cat purrs because it's as happy to be with you as you are to have it!"

It's one of my absolute favorite stories about people who've never heard a cat purr before.

Time to get spoopy

I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude

I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either

Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.

Quick reminder that if you touch lye with your bare hands, it will react with the fatty oils on and in your skin to create soap molecules.

That means it will give you chemical burns while creating human soap.

OP’s comment about the soap equivalent of a Chernobyl elephant’s foot is on point.

Lye (aka sodium hydroxide) turns hydrocarbons/fats into soap.

You are a hydrocarbon.

Please be careful when making soap, because You are a thing that could be used to make soap. And nobody wants to bathe in human soap, no matter how much rosemary you put in it.

Item: Cursed Velveeta Cheese Block

As someone with a pretty bad rosemary allergy it's actually kinda funny how many different ways this "soap" could kill me 🙂

Taking a 5-second break from the Bagginshield angst to bring you this meme I created after an all-nighter, enjoy.

Círdan, the Shipwright

it’s the way that aragorn introduced his lifelong friend to a mutual and ended up becoming a third wheel on his own quest to save middle earth. like bro was covered in dirt trying to sleep for an hour while the dwarf n elf were giggling n flirting on their bedrolls forced to witness an enemies to friends to lovers fic in real time

First Post!

I deleted my old tumblr because... man idk why it was covid-times and the prefrontal cortex was not in the room with us!! Anyways, I was reminded by my lovely friend @repecca that tumblr exists, and that some of my work has been going around on here, so I decided to post some of my work up officially! Starting off with my most notable (?) work to date, here's my LOTR: The Middle Kingdom Project. Now, it's been over a year since I posted this, and at the time I was... really searchingfor myself artistically, and I decided to go all in on something that I'd been ruminating on for a long time.

So, hello, again. I'm Leia. I do visual development/BG design, and I'm also a writer of things. I love fantasy and transformative work. It's nice to meet you.

Submission from ImTooTiredForThis

don't forget to boop today!

hallowed be thy ween

An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.

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