….well, she’s got the spirit!
Never put something you got off Amazon inside your body
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Mountain of hands print made in late 2021 and reprinted last month on the magic Lokta paper that makes all my prints look a thousand times better 🙌
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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
opening up tumblr and seeing supernatural trending is like looking out a window and seeing a cloud of smoke rising out of a major city
i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you
im rehiring this fucking thing to stare at you
Historical reproductions should be more widely available. I want an ancient Roman shrimp ring more than anything.
I DON’T want the real thing. I want an affordable reproduction I can wear places and make people ask “what’s up with the shrimp ring?” and I get to explain that nobody really knows. It was just a fun fad 1900 years ago.
Ancient Roman seafood crime boss making you kiss his shrimp ring to swear loyalty
My favourite example of the domino effect
Allow me to explain:
- Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance
- Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight
- Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil's biggest YouTubers
- His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children's YouTuber
- Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul
- Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they're from Rio
- Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can't make it stop
- Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect
love being a fief (a voter in usamerica) pleading with my feudal lord (my elected representative) not to spend my homage and fealty on laying siege to neighboring kingdoms (spending my tax money to fund genocide) and to instead please focus on stockpiling enough grain lest we survive the winter. verily
the inquisitorial committee hath deemed my words heretical (tumblr marked this post as mature) woe
Art by: Deep Dop at https://twitter.com/WkoKbu