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mucho good. kids love it.

@punionrings / punionrings.tumblr.com

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nat-20s

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

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gnatsanidiot

opening up tumblr and seeing supernatural trending is like looking out a window and seeing a cloud of smoke rising out of a major city

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i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

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maythray

im rehiring this fucking thing to stare at you

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froody

Historical reproductions should be more widely available. I want an ancient Roman shrimp ring more than anything.

I DON’T want the real thing. I want an affordable reproduction I can wear places and make people ask “what’s up with the shrimp ring?” and I get to explain that nobody really knows. It was just a fun fad 1900 years ago.

Ancient Roman seafood crime boss making you kiss his shrimp ring to swear loyalty

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reblogged

My favourite example of the domino effect

Allow me to explain:

  • Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance
  • Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight
  • Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil's biggest YouTubers
  • His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children's YouTuber
  • Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul
  • Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they're from Rio
  • Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can't make it stop
  • Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect
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love being a fief (a voter in usamerica) pleading with my feudal lord (my elected representative) not to spend my homage and fealty on laying siege to neighboring kingdoms (spending my tax money to fund genocide) and to instead please focus on stockpiling enough grain lest we survive the winter. verily

the inquisitorial committee hath deemed my words heretical (tumblr marked this post as mature) woe

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