SilentAntagonist

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

sie haben trans bitches hier, die haben so beschissene Namen wie The

the joker is so fucked up for this one. OCD based death trap is crazy

gordon: trying to sleep

benrey in the corner:

I'm having so much fun

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think

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Closest match: Mya arenaria isolate MELC-2E11 chromosome 1 Common name: Soft-Shell Clam

my cat stopping me from petting her

her swift maneuver, for context

Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

can't keep that in the tags

actually I was curious so I looked further into it and he's not okay and he's gone now

???? He's fine. He even uploaded another video explaining this one. bob.reese on tiktok

he's not fine he's gone

"the inherent divinity of" bro what inherent divinity 😭😭😭 everythings freaking normal

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

Tags via @brawltogethernow

The "societies in high-magic fantasy settings where body-altering magic is widely available would obviously have a very different relationship with gender than our own, and I feel the implications of that are worth exploring – purely as an intellectual exercise, of course" to "hey, wait a minute" pipeline.

#this is the book equivalent to picking the girl in a video game as a speedrun strat (via @thetrashiestoftrash)

I once bumped into a guy who argued in all apparent seriousness that video games with selectable player characters where the girl has better speed tech are part of a plot to turn speedrunners trans.

Shout out to Castlevania Portrait of Ruin, where there's a boy protagonist and a girl protagonist, but the new fastest speedrun route involves using a glitch to turn the boy protagonist into a girl:

My little DnDers (grades 5-9) are so sweet because they all picked their spells individually and almost all of my spellcasters said something like "what's a spell that can help my friends? which spells can I use to help the whole group? how do I heal my friends?"

Don't even get me started on the one who was like "what about you? where's your character?" and when I explained the role of the GM she was like "oh... is that what you WANT to do? do you want to make a character too?"

Yes sweety I want to be the GM. I sort of signed up for this.

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

can’t wait for photo mode