SilentAntagonist

“This is my favorite axe. I’ve been using it for so long I had to replace the handle ten times and the blade twice.”

satisfying

i keep thinking about how the word sorry isnt even in there once. Insane

a lovely creecher

Fucking stupid idiot dies

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

The author’s barely disguised pet dog. They just put a tablecloth over it and said it was a small table, but like he’s still wagging his tail and woofing

honestly have to love how since the famous “shoot the doctor first” penny arcade comic came out before any of the mercs had their characterizations in the form of the comics/shorts, medic looks legitimately suicidal here

he looks like he’s legitimately considering if his medical debt was even worth it and if he should go back home and killbind

actually both heavy and medic look absurdly out of character here since heavy’s clearly drawn to look like a stupid meathead. note the watermark date being 2007 aka when tf2/the orange box initially came out, with ANY of the comics initially coming out in 2008

Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

oh there's "video evidence" that orgasms are real because you saw it in a porn? you know those are paid actors, right?

dude those animals / are so fucking funny / they make me wanna / merge without looking

Southern queers are just a hypothetical thought exercise to liberals until they meet one. Then, I suddenly get transmisogynistic hate mail for saying that I am one of these people and I don't like being used as a checker piece by the Democrats who've left me to the wolves for my entire life because I'm in a "flyover" state and I don't matter come November.

I am not a slur. Maybe don't touch queer people's post if you or your followers can't handle one fucking word used as a self-descriptor. You probably wouldn't like me calling myself a tranny faggot either, but that's what I am and it ain't a slur in that context.

I am not a fucking slur. I am a queer woman. Fuck off.

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hi!!!!! i’m an actual librarian who has encountered this very situation before!!!!! and while i commend & admire op’s willingness to help another patron, this is why you really really should have a library worker, not another patron whom you don’t know, assist you with tech & information related issues in the library!!! because we are trained in how to handle this exact sort of thing

tl;dr: use proton mail. i’m not gonna gatekeep this info. it does not require a cell phone number, so it’s my go to for patrons in this situation!!! while i am acutely aware of the harm done by the digital divide & how many people are getting left behind as our world gets increasingly tech dependent, the situation is not hopeless. there ARE provisions in place to help the people most affected, and those provisions are usually wearing glasses & cardigans & sitting behind the circulation desk

librarians are not glorified bookworms!!!! we are information professionals who are highly trained in how to handle these sorts of seemingly impossible binds!!!! ask us for help!!!!!! as i always tell my patrons, that’s what i get paid the big bucks for

like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain

"women will say I'm fine and then not mean it" yeah that's something literally everybody does. is this your first time interacting with another human being my guy

this is one of the only funny responses on this hell of a post

they will never take u away from me vrisrosesprite

Magdalene

When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible