Alas, a mischievous corsair

Whimsical bathrooms

raccoon stickers are here for patreon this month and they look SOOOO good I’m so excited about them - patreon is in my pinned post and you can get one of these guys if you join this month!!

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Whale shark tea lights and their buddies 😭 🦈 🐋 🌊

I wish I was a stress cleaner. Never once has my response to stress been “time to employ some good habits”

Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

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English added by me :)

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

TO HELL WITH ALL CURRENT PROJECTS, I GOT SOFT MAIL:

Time to spin and knit me a peach!

My dearest @fossilfibers made the discord our own existential peach colorway since we try to see how many screaming peach stickers we can find when we get new friends lol

Lets GOOOOOO

Singles are spun!

But oof, I am rusty, I spun it too thin...

Gonna take forever to knit this peach

✨Glamour shots✨

They got their bath last night, so they should be dry enough to start knitting!

208 yards on the peach, 96 yards on leaves!

This peach do be peachin 🍑

Also featuring my son, Squeep

We decreasin. Featuring my other son, Rin

On the home stretch! Then leaves!

✨Caked✨

Rin seems a little annoyed by it.

✨ Finished ✨

I gave it a tiny face

req'd by @largerthanaveragearmadillo

i'm imagining the city just resting on a giant's back. the giant's name's austin

text: Austin, from Texas, you can see him on the map

just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled

i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school

if you have this memorized, you aren't reduced to "K like Knight" or "U like Ulcer" or "U like Underoos" and you can get through it much faster if you're saying alpha, bravo, charlie, etc.

it's over worst experience of my life

a customer played a cruel prank this morning, discombobulated my entire day, so I went to Daiso on lunch for a small treat, and now my phone case has a definite message attached to it.

Samwise hopes your day improves :)

omg, Samwise, ilu, you look so dapper ♥♥

it's the start of the week, there's still time!

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