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Happily married to omgitsaddyc and nedthejellybean | Call me Puff! | AO3 is PuffinPastry | they/them | 26 | Slow Artist and Slow Author |
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Pinned post time!

Hey! My name is Puffin!

I'm 25 and I use they/them exclusively.

I draw and write when I find the time. You can find my art under #my art, and my writing under #my fic or on my ao3 here! Mostly a mess of trigun, bleach, and dragon quest XI at the moment.

To keep yourself comfy here if any of these things bother you, then it'd be a good idea to filter these tags:

  • Politics
  • Reptiles
  • Bugs
  • Spiders

Please let me know if I've forgotten to tag something!

*I think DNIs are useless, so I'm not going to bother with one. HOWEVER. If you're the type to harass or vague or incite others to start problems for anyone for what they draw or write on their own blogs then fuck all the way off with your toxic bullshit.

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outaspaceman

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

Of course he’s a Scorpio

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

knife-wielding tentacle is 5 years old today…………………

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staff

They grow up so fast. :’)

Six years!

Every year I forget about Knife-Wielding Tentacle until this post comes around

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depsidase

I've been trying to spread this around to everyone, especially writers and artists, without spamming anyone.

First: Sky Follower Bridge. This is a plugin that enables you to follow any Twitter users you follow who also have Bluesky accounts. I've been running it every few days as Bluesky gets more users.

Second: importing your tweets to Bluesky. Here's a free method:

Then you can mass-delete your posts using this:

Deleting your account could allow someone else (like trolls or spammers) to take the name. Also, keeping your account allows you to run Sky Follower Bridge regularly.

The new terms of service go into effect Friday November 15th 2024.

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exeggcute

at some point we gotta acknowledge that getting the majority of your news and takes and general opinions from tumblr is not meaningfully different than getting it from tiktok even though on here it's in textual form. understanding the world through the lens of viral videos vs understanding it through breathless unsourced text posts written by dykeastarion69

A quick reminder that the Associated Press is totally free, and also often covers the news stories that Tumblr users say no one is covering. NPR is also free. So is ProPublica.

Also, here's a chart that might be helpful, in terms of determining bias and reliability: Interactive Media Bias Chart

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zetabrarian

All this + SIFT

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demilypyro

Just watched the banned Moon Girl episode.

>the episode addresses the topic of trans kids in sports >the entire episode is about how bigots will always move the goalpost, and playing by their rules is pointless >the solution is not to play their game and break the rules >it also states that trans people should never feel like a burden >the character Brooklyn is explicitly stated to be trans >there is also an explicitly nonbinary character >multiple mentions of pride and depictions of pride flags, trans flags and progress flags

I'm not at all surprised this didn't get past the censors but I'm so mad that it didn't, because this could've been something really special, and the fact it was canned after being fully finished is downright painful. This episode was wonderful and I'm grateful to all the people who worked on it, and angry that their hard work was wasted. Disney did not deserve you.

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Dan Da Dan episodes 1-6: A fun anime about teens with sudden supernatural powers. They fight aliens and yokai. Great animation. Dick jokes. Romance leads with great chemistry. A chase scene to a techno remix of the Willhelm Tell overture and the Can Can.

Dan Da Dan episode 7: Hey what the fuck.

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Why his face like dat?

@markscherz our resident frog man, I summon thee

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markscherz

That is just how Nasikabatrachus are built. If they are anything like the other pointed-snout burrowing frogs, it will be an adaptation for forward-burrowing using the snout as a shovel.

Considering that this animal was unknown to western science until 2003 (!!!), and now we have high-resolution video of calling males, is just mind-blowing to me.

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tloaak

much better footage of the haka that shut down parliament today

@endless-demon thank you so much for asking! it's a little complicated but I think simplification does a disservice to the issue and is exactly what people like David Seymour rely on to spread lies about historical context and current consequences. I'm putting this in a reblog because it's long, and I'm putting it on this post because I'd rather this video be the one to get seen. as always I'm pakeha and also not an expert, so I'm very open to corrections on details but im confident of the broad strokes.

so when the English first arrived to build settlements in aotearoa, they formed a treaty with Māori (te Tiriti o Waitangi), the people already living there, that the English can govern their own settlements, as long as they allowed for continued māori sovereignty (tino rangatiratanga). there exist two versions of the text, English and te reo Māori, which do not perfectly match. after this, the English settlers began acquiring massive swathes of land by legally questionable means, and asserting absolute sovereignty over these areas. these culminated in the land wars, which then lead to massive land confiscation as a form of both political punishment and colonization. the end result is that now the crown own nearly all land in aotearoa and claim absolute sovereignty over it.

now, the Māori text does not claim sovereignty over the property that the crown recognizes Māori own. the text promises, among other things, self determination for Māori, which is essentially impossible under a westminster system of government because they are currently a demographic minority. it's only very recent in our history that the crown has acknowledged the legitimacy of the te reo Māori text, and even more recently that we began to actually implement any of its principles. one of the biggest ways the treaty is used in modern day is to guarantee Māori have an opportunity at the table for major national decisions (particular those of environmental significance), and to defer organizational power for Māori issues to Māori communities.

the treaty principles bill seeks to water down these promises by allowing these rights to all new zealanders, "democratising" the treaty and removing those guarantees that have been so hard fought for by Māori. but, more importantly, it seeks to seed division and racism within this country to gather more support for the ACT party who are sponsoring this bill.

this bill was part of the coalition agreement by our current 3 party right wing government. the national party agreed to sponsor this bill to first reading (allowing public submission on the bill) but no further. I personally believe, along with many others, that when the time comes to vote for the second reading the act party will threaten to pull out of the coalition if the bill is not passed again, and our prime minister will not have the strength of character to stand up to his deputy. regardless, the relationship between the crown and Māori has already been damaged, both by the simple introduction of the bill as well as all the changes our current government has implemented.

as Paul Goldsmith, Minister for Treaty Negotiations outlined in his speech during the bill, the National party believe that te Tiriti must be killed, not in a single action, but by a thousand cuts, like the removal of references to the treaty from our legislation and curriculums, and the disestablishment of agencies like the Māori Health Authority, cuts to Māori advisors to govt departments, removing māori seats from local government, etc.

there's so much more to this issue, like the centuries of abuse and mistreatment of Māori by the crown authorities, how this abuse is ongoing to Māori children and adults today in state care, how iwi voices are our last line of defence against environmental and ecological damage by industry, the unilateral natural of the treaty reparation settlement process... but this is why this protest was staged in parliament today.

(in fact, there is a much larger protest taking place nationwide, scheduled to arrive the day the bill was supposed to be introduced. the bill was in fact introduced a week earlier, in a move many suspect was done to prevent exactly this kind of protest.)

as far as I'm concerned though? I think te pāti Māori achieved exactly what they wanted by this protest. they forced the government to drop the mask of civility, and force the protestors out of the building. and they showed their supporters that their protests are working - they felt threatened enough by this that they lashed out, felt a need to retaliate by suspending hana-rawhiti maipi-clarke from the house for 24 hours. the coalition are getting nervous

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vintar

1. one time i got mauled by one of my pet giant pythons and during her attempt to chow down on me my dear sweet princess broke off several of her teeth in my hand, so i went off to the local urgent care to get them pried out and cleaned up

the doctor told me i had to go to the er for antivenin right then. i said it was a python. he said that even if it was a pet, you couldn't be 100% sure. i said i was tho. he huffed and puffed about it for several minutes before saying that if it really was a python, then there was nothing he could do for me, so why did i even come in?

i said i wanted the teeth out. he told me snakes don't have teeth.

eventually i barked at him until he got out the tweezers and went exploring. when the first long sharp tooth slid out, he went 'what the hell is that?!'

2. i used to work in a pathology lab and we would receive tubes of blood and tubs of piss and occasionally jars of spiders. someone would think they got bit in their sleep, abduct a nearby spider to take to their doctor, and the doc would jar it up and send it for processing with a note like, 'spider bite, identify species'

note: the average pathology lab does not have a trained arachnologist on hand and as far as i know the medicare benefits schedule does not contain an item for 'hey what's this bug'

i have no idea what process they thought was going to occur there but what did happen a good 20% of the time was that i would look at it and point out that it was an earwig

if i had a medical problem to do with an animal i would never listen to a gp lol

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hiveswap

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

"I hate [character] from [show] soo much #character, #characters's full name, #show,

ARE YOU INSANE

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i read the cutest reddit thread today where this 19 yo boy was “babysitting” his 15 yo little sister while his parents were away on vacation and she got this horrific period and needed to be taken to the ER.

and this sweet 19 yo boy was doing all he could to take care of her, giving her meds and water and then packing stuff up to go to the hospital once reddit was like “yeah if she’s soaking two tampons in an hour you should go” - but being only a little older than a child himself, he didn’t know what to pack, so he brought like three things, and one of them was SUNSCREEN.

lmao everyone on reddit was like “you’re a really good brother but sunscreen?? for the hospital??” lmao they are roasting him. also op’s sister changed his name in her phone to “spf” and their dad calls him “bananaboat” now. this guy is never living this down

(also his sister is ok and it turns out their family has some kind of genetic blood disorder)

the brother kind of reminds me of that post that’s been going around abt that abandoned five-week-old kitten that was taking care of a few two-week-old kittens that were somehow with him and he was just trying his best but he was so small

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peachdoxie

Ah, I think I figured out why I dislike DNIs conceptually so much: they're attempts to set boundaries but are actually the complete opposite of how boundaries are supposed to work. A boundary is not a demand you make of someone else (which is what a DNI is) but instead an action you take against someone else's behavior. In this case, setting a boundary would be blocking people who violate the DNI criteria, not making a statement about how they shouldn't follow you. Making a DNI is requesting a courtesy from other people, but it is not establishing a boundary.

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Southern queers are just a hypothetical thought exercise to liberals until they meet one. Then, I suddenly get transmisogynistic hate mail for saying that I am one of these people and I don't like being used as a checker piece by the Democrats who've left me to the wolves for my entire life because I'm in a "flyover" state and I don't matter come November.

I am not a slur. Maybe don't touch queer people's post if you or your followers can't handle one fucking word used as a self-descriptor. You probably wouldn't like me calling myself a tranny faggot either, but that's what I am and it ain't a slur in that context.

I am not a fucking slur. I am a queer woman. Fuck off.

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