Puduhepa

i love reading my own blog… its like a window into a version of tumblr with no bad posts, because i never have made a bad post in my life and my blog is perfect

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

tags by @eridan-ampora

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

tags by @eridan-ampora

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

glad to know people will still be experiencing this video for the first time this daylight savings

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

it's so funny to me that merlin is always there with arthur in all his quests because it's not even about his skills. like. arthur doesn't even know merlin has magic which means he doesn't take him with him for protection or backup. like he's literally dragging him along just because that's his emotional support guy. meanwhile merlin is subtly saving him from near death every day and arthurs just like. bringing him over as if he were another essential in his travel pack or a kitten with separation anxiety

i miss them

they did the monster mash!! 😳 🎃it was a graveyard smash!! 🦇👻

What We Do in the Shadows + Text Posts [1/?]

im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at

Deactivated.... Op did it boys

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

nooo little german boy don’t go into that WAP cave!!!

“oh mein gott zer’s some hörs in zis haus!!!”

No little German boy! Don't go into the BBL machine!

Oh mein gott! Mein ass is full of plumpen fatten!