mouthporn.net
@puddlejumper38 on Tumblr
Avatar

Gateship1

@puddlejumper38 / puddlejumper38.tumblr.com

Cosmere, Good Omens, Vox Machina, Stargate (Atlantis & SG1) OUAT (s1-3), MCU, Discworld and other misc fandoms. Also random stuff; none fandom related random stuff.
Avatar
Avatar
sexmcsex

reading the stormlight archives when im the age of the character is crazy, you shouldnt be here!! you should be having disastrous gay situationships

Avatar
bookipsies

Being (very) old I am like who is letting Kaladin run anything. This is a child. Yeah. He should have gone to college. You know. WHAT KIDS DO.

Shallan is fine only daughters are just like this.

Avatar
Avatar
tooies

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

Okay, see, I knew about the capybara gif:

But I didn’t know that they really are That Dense, All The Time. The same way sharks will bite anything that might be a seal, just in case, these birdbrains will apparently test just about anything for beak size. 

Behold a short list of bad ideas:

Human foot is not food, bird.

That is clearly bigger than your entire body.

...You do know what a bear cub is, right? Right??

That is a BICYCLE SEAT.

That’s it; arrested for bird crimes.

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.
mouthporn.net