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Here’s a little comic I did about some of the stupid teenager stuff I used to do growing up in the suburbs.
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i’m obsessed with this
and then, two months later....
🥺
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No joke this vine has a better understanding of transmisogyny than 40% of this website
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Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.
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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
"That's cute," I said.
"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."
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voting block 1 (options 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11, 12): 60.9%, highest option "yes"
voting block 2 (options 2, 10): 39.1%, highest option "no"
looks like "yes" wins!
I think this better explained gerrymandering better to me than any explanation I've heard
wake up babe new educational meme dropped
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chthonic-pain
nobody warns you this but addiction happens without you noticing and one of the first things that it attacks is your ability to care. if you find yourself using recreational drugs every day, stop and take one day a week sober. if you struggle with this or if you don't see the point of the exercise, you are likely already addicted and you need help.
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nobody ever taught me the warning signs for drug addiction, only that "it costs lots of money and destroys your life!!!1" which is not helpful if you can't recognize a developing addiction in yourself.
so here's some things to watch out for with recreational drug use:
- planning your day around drugs e.g "i'll give myself an extra half hour before heading out so i can get high first"
- rapidly switching emotions around drugs. you love them but you hate that you love them so much. you hate the way you feel on them but you hate being sober. feeling guilty after using even when you didn't give a crap beforehand.
- caring less about spending money. if you are budgeting for drugs like they are food, you are likely prioritizing them more than is healthy.
- getting high to do household chores and other unpleasant things because it would suck less and be more bearable on drugs
- feeling anxious or restless while sober, not knowing what to do with oneself, feeling lost or ungrounded.
- thinking about doing drugs constantly even while sober. maybe it's the first thing you think of when you wake up. maybe when you're bored or otherwise have free time, drugs are one of the first things you can think of to occupy yourself with.
- going to work or school while under the influence, especially if it happens regularly and if you're seeing your performance suffer as a result.
- the idea of taking a 'tolerance break' sounds good to you until it's actually break time, at which point you can come up with 20 very reasonable sounding points to explain why it wouldn't benefit you actually and you should just keep doing drugs regardless.
- even if you succeed at quitting the drug, you keep your dealer's number on your phone "just in case"
- you pretend to be sober when you aren't. you worry about other people noticing how much time you spend high. you make efforts to hide your drug use or minimize how much other people think you're using. you're scared of other people's judgement if they were to find out.
- you have mood swings laced with self-hatred, regret, financial worries, and guilt. these mood swings are then very quickly wiped away by feelings of "but it doesn't matter, i can do what i want, and clearly i'm doing just fine while using drugs frequently". news flash, if you are rapidly switching between feeling numb-ok and hating yourself more than anything because of your drug use, you are mentally ill.
yes this applies to weed. weed is a drug and you can get addicted to it like any other substance. addiction is not the same as physical dependence; it is psychological and it can happen to anyone. you are not immune to addiction.
Many of these also apply to process addictions such as Gambling Addiction.
and drinking!!
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Keep up the great work, lads
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The Eugene Guard, Oregon, July 8, 1958
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we need to start romanticizing doing household chores in tank tops and sweatpants in the same way that we romanticize knighthood and i am not fucking kidding
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>"nobody's gonna help you in the real world!!"
>go outside
>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it
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what? no, i'm not a vampire. watch i can literally go in the sun (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp)
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reblogging SPECIFICALLY for the End Note which is widely applicable
For any trans (or really any queer) kids who are struggling through this right now, I want you to know
This is not your fault,
you are not wrong,
it wouldn’t be fixed if you were just somehow a different person
Because this guy is right, love is unconditional and this type of parent only loves you on the condition that you are exactly what they want you to be
Reblogging this because it definitely didn't make me cry.
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rubbing my penis
big if true
not really, it's slightly below average
The average penis, when soft, is much smaller than the overwhelming majority of erect penises. As a large majority of penises are currently at rest, it follows that any penises in attack position must be of larger size than the overall average penis size.
It must also be noted that rubbed penis quickly grow to their peak size.
Ergo, big if true.
ok but how do we know everyone isnt hard currently? your argument is built off of an assumption that we cannot verify and therefore your argument is unsound.
Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both hard and soft until it is observed
i think schrodingers penis has actually decomposed by now he's been dead like 60 years
Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both decomposed and fresh and juicy until it is observed
hey im no longer rubbing my penis btw
Neither is schrodinger
not as far as we know, anyway.
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how many times did Will fantasize about getting pushed against this ladder for him to have a visceral reaction to Hannibal cornering him like this? slut, whore, harlot.
what kind of therapy is this??
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