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Puck Yeah, Mighty Ducks!

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Who cares about hockey? I just want to see duck people.
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I have come into possession of an ornithology book from the 1930's and they had such a way of describing birds back then, modern publishers of birding booking should take note! Here are some of the bangers.

yes, this book refers to the anhinga as a water-turkey

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fatbirdpics

Science lost a lot when we started pretending to objectivity

Reading birds for filth

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if you have a long beak it must feel sooo good to hold a little red fruit in it

this guy knows what’s up

hey something fun! hornbills hardly have a tongue which is partly why they soften food at the bill tip

however toucans (much closer to woodpeckers, pretty distant relatives of the hornbills) have very long and wonderfully bristly tongues! :)

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Anonymous asked:

A whump scenario where team is on a mission somewhere and leader falls very ill due to poison or something, but they still need to manage their team somehow. Leader knows that they shouldn't and so does everyone else, but they're juuuust okay enough to keep stumbling through, constantly wiping sweat from their forehead. I love when whumpee isn't fully down and out unconscious, but just on the brink :)

GOD i love this so much. "barely clinging on" is the most perfect state of being for a character, esp a leader. the team begging them to stay awake, promising that they can sleep just as soon as they do this one thing that only they can do. whumpee takes the shot (or whatever) and immediately collapses. the team experiences a flood of relief and worry all at the same time so intensely that it's overwhelming. GODDDD i love it so.

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viralfrog

I'm an electrical engineer and for the longest time I was saying that electricity and electronics isn't magic, but think about it.

You literally have to collect rare stones from remote locations, put them into specific formations to work. All of this gets written down in symbols which don't make sense to the uninformed. It gets powered by energy which can not be seen in most cases.

Like what else do you want. What's your standard for calling something magic.

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elliejaybird

my drive home from work yesterday

Tumblr is the only place with enough patience to suffer my minimum effort Pictionary-style self portrait of myself in my car long enough to get to the ducks. I can check analytics on other sites that show most people are clicking away before the ducks.

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I always feel kind of sorry for really big tall guys because there’s a much higher need for awareness of your body language when you’re like 6’6” and 300 pounds. when you’re a close-talker at 5’9” it’s a little off-putting but when you’re a close-talker at 6’6” it can come off as looming.

ex firefighter guy came into work yesterday and pretty clearly wanted to Hang Out but had the unfortunate combination of an intense unsmiling affect and Every Possible Muscle so every time he had a question it was like

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