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Anonymous asked:

50 and 74 with Tyson Jost?

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✨This one, like many of them (oops) was inspired by an episode from The Office (I wanna say it’s Niagra Part 2 ? It’s the one where Jim and Pam get married)✨

50. “You’re the clumsiest person I know…how did you survive past childhood?”

74. “You’re so cute.”

Saint Joe’s finally won their first game of the season so here we are posting a blurb early! Send in blurb requests by midnight EST tonight for blurb weekend next weekend! 

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You had always dreamed of your wedding day. It was going to be perfect: a winter wedding surrounded by your friends and family, marrying the perfect man. You would have the perfect venue, the perfect dress, the best food and music, everyone would have a good time, everything: perfect. 

#tyson jost marry me challenge#i grinned so hard reading this#ya love to see it#tyson jost#tyson jost fic rec#fic rec
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fool’s gold

summary: what can go wrong when you mix a bet with your sister and the guy you secretly have feelings for? A lot, apparently.

warnings: mentions of alcohol 

word count: 4.2k

tagging: @bqstqnbruin​ @nazkadris​ @laurenairay​ @calgarycanuck​ @justjosty​ @vinceduhn​ @sorryjustafangirl​ @tayella13​ @kiedhara​ @writinghockey​ @unfoundtreasure​ @nolanscheeks​ / add yourself to my christmas fics taglist 

masterpost of my christmas fics

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You really wished you weren’t so good at putting your foot in your mouth. But you were stressed, with your sister’s recent engagement and heard the comment ‘you’re next!’ a dozen times too many, so without thinking you told your family that you had a boyfriend—merely to get them off your back.

Of course, your sister didn’t believe you.

And suddenly, before you knew it, you had a boyfriend you were bringing home for Christmas that didn’t exist.

#tyson jost#tyson jost imagine#tyson jost x reader#tyson jost fic#Colorado Avalanche#colorado avalanche fic#Colorado Avalanche x reader#Colorado Avalanche imagine#hockey fic#hockey x reader#hockey imagine#nhl fic#nhl imagine#nhl x reader
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Anonymous asked:

ok I am also suffering baby fever very aggressively and I found a video of josty reading a story book for a class and like I could just imagine hearing him read to your kiddos in their room and he’s like tucked into bed with them reading like a Dr Seuss book or something and I’m just 🥺🥺🥺

stop ittttttt i would honestly kill to listen in on his story time bc how cute would it be omgggg

send in some baby fever blurbs please i’m in a mood

#asks#tyson jost#baby fever anons
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Anonymous asked:

I honestly want Tys’ babies 😫😫

I love people who have curly ass hair

I'm not ashamed to admit that I have a soft spot for curly-haired people and Tys it one of them

no but SAME i literally sent a snapchat to my friend today saying that i wanted to hold a baby but honestly if that baby is mine and tyson’s i would not be mad

who is everyone thirsting/thinking about tonight i’m curious

#i will give him all the children he wants#he deserves many#tyson jost#asks
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Tyson jost and his pretty lips on my neck. I feel like he likes to nuzzle and he'd def hit all the sensitive spots while kissing/nibbling the skin on ya neck. Ughhhh :(

he’s got such a “wants to be as close to you always “ energy and i am here for it

who is everyone thirsting/thinking about tonight i’m curious

#and his CURLS ????#boy PLEASE#asks#tyson jost
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fool’s gold - t. jost teaser

because I’m so excited for these fics, im posting teasers for all the fics I have done so far

“I think they like me.” He grinned, and you nodded in confirmation. You really wished that it wasn’t true, that there was some flaw with him that you could focus on to help calm your racing heart, but of course he had to mesh perfectly with your family.

#tyson jost#this one is CUTE#teaser#12 days fics
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Anonymous asked:

Headcanon josty and you having to babysit and you're terrible with kids (good luck writing this bec ur great with kids 🥺)

(why is it so hard for me to think of how not to be great with kids) italics are Tyson’s dialogue

  • when Tyson suggested that you help babysit one of his teammate’s kids you were skeptical to begin with
  • but you and him were like a team that worked together to become one super-babysitter
  • because where Tyson was great with kids you were the responsible one
#tyson jost#tyson Jost headcanon#tyson Jost blurb#tyson jost imagine#tyson jost x reader
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josty

im assuming that this is for the 12 days teasers and though I haven't officially started the fic, I have the introduction party written out so here it is:

You really wished you weren’t so good at putting your foot in your mouth. But you were stressed, with your sister’s recent engagement and heard the comment ‘you’re next!’ a dozen times too many, so without thinking you told your family that you had a boyfriend—merely to get them off your back. 

Of course, your sister didn’t believe you. 

And suddenly, before you knew it, you had a boyfriend you were bringing home for Christmas that didn’t exist.

#12 days fics#teaser ? kinda?#tyson jost
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Sometimes a family is a Swedish stallion, a chaotic horse girl, a fridge with anger management issues, a clutzy Finn with a large head, a French tornado, a rosy-cheeked baby, a beefstick, literal fire, a non-barber, a vampire with amazing hair, and a German wearing thirty pounds of pillows.

#okay i like a challenge#gabe landeskog#erik johnson#nate mackinnon#mikko rantanen#sam girard#cale makar#okie this next one i’m not sure abt#tyson jost#jt compher#bc if the red hair ?#mark barberio#ryan graves#philipp grubauer#owyn plz tell me if i’m right i need to know#WAIT IS THE BEEFSTICK BURKY#now i kinda wanna change my answer#also that’s a funny tag#i’ll shut up now
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Anonymous asked:

13,16,22 with josty?? The physical affection prompt! im so sowie my bad

13: kissing someone’s forehead, 16: kissing knuckles, 22: kissing someone’s cut/bruises/scratches / information on requesting + prompt lists

Hockey was a hard hitting sport and you knew that. You knew to expect the occasional bruise and maybe a missing tooth, but still you worried and it was that worry that had you biting your lip tightly as you watched your boyfriend skate around the ice in a face paced, back and forth game against St. Louis. 

#blurb night#blurb week#tyson jost#tyson jost blurb#tyson jost imagine#tyson jost x reader
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