Sometimes a family is a Swedish stallion, a chaotic horse girl, a fridge with anger management issues, a clutzy Finn with a large head, a French tornado, a rosy-cheeked baby, a beefstick, literal fire, a non-barber, a vampire with amazing hair, and a German wearing thirty pounds of pillows.
39 & EJ please?
You knew it was a mistake to watch The Notebook. Still, you forced Erik onto the couch with you and when the ending played you snuggled into his side a little tighter. Of course, like always, the tears started to fall.
“Wait, did they just—” He started, but you confirmed his next words with a dramatic sniffle and an exaggerated nod of your head. EJ turned to face you as the credits rolled, and you avoided meeting his gaze, knowing he was grinning teasingly without having to look. “Hey, don’t cry.”
“How are you not crying!” You defended, earning a laugh from Erik that helped bring the beginnings of a smile to your face. “You’re heartless.”
“I let you pick the movie and now you’re insulting me?” He teased. You rolled your eyes, choosing to keep quiet on the topic and instead nestled deeper into the couch. EJ used the arm he had around your shoulders to tug you closer to his side and pressed a kiss to the top of your head in a bid to placate you. “You know, we could watch Marley and Me next week.”
“You’re the worst.”
ej + #41
If there was one thing you had yet to get used to in all your months of dating a professional athlete, it was the early mornings. You had spent the night at Erik’s the night before a morning skate, so you knew he would have an alarm set to wake himself up.
But just because you were expecting it, doesn’t mean you liked it.
You sighed deeply as the alarm went off, and you could feel Erik rolling over to shut off the alarm. A content hum left you as he pulled you flush against his chest and pressed a series of sweet kisses to your temple.
“Go back to sleep.” He murmured, but you still tiredly opened your eyes. You groaned in protest as he climbed out of bed, but you let him go without much argument. “Are you going to be here after practice?”
“I might have to run home at some point ‘cause I forgot some papers I need to do work.” You mumbled, watching him slip into the closet and return with his typical athletic gear he wore to practice.
“But you’ll come back?” He pouted, and you grinned from your position curled up in his bed while he got dressed for the day.
“I’ll come back.”
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“So, what’s the hobby this week?”
EJ rolled his eyes at your teasing jab as you settled yourself next to him on the couch at the Landeskog’s monthly dinner. Mel insisted you always go, and you were never one to turn down a home cooked meal, so each month you found yourself rubbing elbows with some of Denver’s most beloved athletes.
“You weren’t complaining about my hobbies when I gave you that free bottle of wine.”
i love this big toothless himbo
may we see👁👁
YOU KNOW WHAT SURE
legally these are all jokes
ok so you and EJ totally like each other but neither of you know about the other’s feelings. but the guys chirp him for liking you all the time and are always telling him to tell you bc its so obvious. so one night, when you’re out with all the guys and the wags, you spend way too long on the dancefloor with the girls after a few too many drinks. and you end up coming over to EJ, who’s talking to a few of the guys at the bar.
He’s sitting on a bar stool, legs spread, and you just stand between them, wrap your arms around his waist and let out a whiny, “i’m tired” and he chuckles bc you’re only ever whiny when you’re tired bc he pays attention to you ofc and wraps his arms around you to pull you closer and says “lemme finish this drink and we can head out” and you say okay but lean on his chest bc you’re comfy and he quickly finishes his drink and pays so he can get you tucked into bed
And the guys are chirping you both sm and gabe’s got a shit eating grin and is like “just date already” which makes EJ rolls his eyes and he would give Gabe a nudge but his arms are too busy holding you up. and you’d fall asleep in the car and EJ would take glances every time he’s at a red light bc he thinks you look so peaceful and adorable and you guys end up cuddling that night, both ‘fessing up to your feelings in the morning
did you mean: the dream
“No I don’t want ride a horse Erik i can ride you tho”
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but yea
Okay but EJ looks so hot in glasses. Like. So hot. I would love to sit in his lap when he's reading (does he read?) and i'd call him a nerd and just always let him know that him+glasses = sexy
this will not be the last time i will say this but hockey players in glasses RUIN me
Oooh yes I second an EJ day! I love that beautiful toothless man 🥰
i think abt the video where landy shoves ej’s fake teeth in z’s face and ej grabs them while grinning like a dork at least ten times a day
me thinking about ej dating a slightly younger girl and they have absolute banter bc she can dish out as much as he does and he’s totally whipped 😭
ej needs someone to keep him on his toes he can’t know he’s attractive and funny he’d be too powerfully
E.J.?
i think his sense of humor is so funny and the toothless-ness just adds to it. he’s not my type but for whatever reason he does it for me
send me a player and i’ll tell you what i think of them
5 Times Erik Johnson Surprised You & 1 Time You Surprised Him
Word Count: 5.7k
Warnings: Some bad language. Some sexual moments.
Summary: What it says on the tin, 5 times that Erik Johnson surprises you and 1 time you surprise him - a journey through a relationship!
Author’s note: This is the longest piece I’ve written in a very long time, and I’ve spent days going over every little detail - I’ve really enjoyed putting it together so I hope you enjoy it too!