mistletoe
summary: your relationship with Jake is strictly physical, but why do you feel like crying in the Horvat’s kitchen while wearing a Santa hat?
warnings: mentions of sex, innuendoes, a really good Santa joke I am very proud of
word count: 3.2k
tagging: @bqstqnbruin @laurenairay @calgarycanuck @sorryjustafangirl @tayella13 @wastedheartcth @kiedhara @writinghockey @unfoundtreasure @jamiedrysdales / add yourself to my Christmas taglist
You considered yourself a pretty good decision maker. You knew when you had to stay in and get work done instead of going out with friends, when to switch to water instead of whatever your drink of choice was, and when to tell your friends to dump whoever they were seeing.
But Jake Virtanen was the worst mistake of your life.