Person 1: BTW I'm pansexual
Person 2: How can you say you're pansexual if you've never deep-throated a pan?
Person 3: Hey, not cool!
Person 1: Yeah, that's just not a funny....
Person 3: I've actually deep-throated a pan before. I choked and passed out before waking up in the hospital, pretty sure I hit my head on the way down too. You really shouldn't be endorsing this type of behavior.
Person 1: *looking at Person 3 baffled* I'm sorry, you did WHAT?