Person 1: BTW I'm pansexual
Person 2: How can you say you're pansexual if you've never deep-throated a pan?
Person 3: Hey, not cool!
Person 1: Yeah, that's just not a funny....
Person 3: I've actually deep-throated a pan before. I choked and passed out before waking up in the hospital, pretty sure I hit my head on the way down too. You really shouldn't be endorsing this type of behavior.
Person 1: *looking at Person 3 baffled* I'm sorry, you did WHAT?
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Don't starve community!
There's a new feature on tumblr called communities and a don't starve one got created not too long ago! When it got created I made a post where I'd send an invite to anyone that interacted with that post, but now you can
Just click on the link to join!
This is completely new, so I'm unsure if they'll work perfectly or not or if the link can expire, but you can hit me up if there's a problem!
What are tumblr communities?
The tumblr communities are a new feature currently in beta! In there you can post and reblog things, kinda like if you were on the classic dst tag, but here there's no need to filter any noisy web design company, posts about daylight savings or being touch starved or any other things that aren't don't starve related! You can also reblog stuff into communities as well as post! ( Doesn't even have to be your own, awesome right?)
The community has been active for a bit now and I can confirm it feels more like sharing something with friends and mutuals than simply posting normally!
Please reblog this post! Even if you're already in the community! the more, the merrier! And reblogging it might make more people see it and join us!
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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight
Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)
Oh that is a... fascinating smell
Don't do this
Alright now I’m curious
Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal
Don't do this
I tried this because no one said why you shouldn't do it, and I can now confirm it has something to do with the carbonation (I can't have carbonated drinks due to sensory issues). It was unpleasant to eat in the moment, but I've had no bad effects afterwards.
Basically,
Don't do this with carbonated drinks
Had a dream where this was the next Splatfest after Springfest
It wasn't even announced in the splatcast, the voting booth was up so I walked up to it and saw this.
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SLAPPING HIS BALD VIRTUAL REALITY HEAD
I bet he
Didn't really have a reason to draw this besides them both using red smoke
Doc, what are you doing? THAT'S THE BATHROOM!
Feels kinda odd to me how my sexual attraction went from mostly women in my youth to mostly men as an adult.
Not sure if it had anything to do with me figuring out I'm transmasc as a late teen.
Headcannon
Smallfry are the babies of salmonids but Flyfish and Fish Sticks are adults who had stunted growth
I am fucking done trying to explain my food sensitivity to my mom.
I keep on telling her that I can't eat certain food because of the texture and that the store bought stuff is better because it has better texture, has the same taste the vast majority of the time and is easier to prepare. I know I have issues with not eating and not having a healthy diet, and I'm trying to improve my diet, but it's not as easy as just stop eating the processed food and everything to homemade. I can't just pick up a new safe food by just picking a food and sticking with it. I did find two ways to eat vegetables but I can't use the blender and she often doesn't have the time or the energy to make a green drink, and she doesn't like me eating fruit snacks with the spinach she gets which gets slimy and unbearable (even with the fruit snacks) in a few days.
My mom had ADHD so you would think she would understand, but this isn't the only thing she tries to push on me trying to help.
Putting this Change.org here to help
Apparently one of the reasons my mom hates Helluva Boss is because it's so good.
We watched the newest episode and she said that it's a disgusting and vile cartoon that uses overused tropes and executes them beautifully.
Are you the good type of "fuck mlm" or are you the bigoted type of "fuck mlm"?
Not the best background (or the best paint job) but I was just really proud of my first custom.
I made a Sunless Sea inspired mlp figure for my mom's birthday. It does have trouble standing up in certain angles due to the weight of the hat. It was a pain but I think it turned out well.
Any advice on how to improve will help