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How to be Lost

@pseudospectre

Dedicated to finding the weird, ominous, unsettling, or threatening within the everyday and mundane. Winding roads, dark spaces, and things half-seen in the distance are what makes life more interesting.
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greater-than-the-sword

Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

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greater-than-the-sword

I keep sending them, but they don't come back. I really just need to shut down this farm. Do you think I should go check it out

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logisticbumm

Can I go with? My fiancé, one of your reliable corporate staffers, who I was supposed to marry January 1st hasn’t been answering my calls either

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greater-than-the-sword

Good idea. I'm sure if you remind her of your lucrative upcoming business deal she'll come back.

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inkskinned

i haven't been back to CT since the accident.

#jesus tapdancing christ#now THIS is Christmas horror
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nateconnolly

Found this in a lease I'm reading through:

... you won’t be released from this Contract for any reason, including, but not limited to ... death.

I'm pretty sure they're just trying to make sure they're can charge your guarantors for rent even if you die. BUT I can't stop picturing a ghost whose unfinished business tethers that them to the mortal plane is rent.

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nateconnolly

St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to Johnson & McCourt Real Estate Consulting LLC

#that would be a hell of a roommate situation#'ok you're all moved in'#'hope the shared space isn't too cramped haha'#'....but I'm the only one here?'#[spooky music plays]#sure i knew the rent was cheap because they said someone died here#but this is not what i thought you meant by roommate wanted#lmao#ok but real talk that rental contract isnsuper fucked and I'd be shocked if that's actually something they can legally hold anyone too#like wtf do you mean the contract doesn't even end if you die#that's not how contracts work my dudes#wait wait wait bonus angle on the ghost roommate story#the landlord is a literal vampire#because this is some predatory shit xD
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anew-flame
Don't ask God Just holler at the sky 'Cause she'll tell it to you plainly In the clouds that whisper by And praise the shapes And then praise the way they change And they'll teach you not to pray to light Without you pray to rain So, I pray to hands And I pray to needs And I pray to blades of grass To find forgiveness in the weeds
#god i love this song
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