PseudDamnTired

@pangur-and-grim ! Look!! It's pangur!!!

He held that cat like it was a rifle

Oh the picture of it

Sir!! Sir!! You say you have no plans but. But. That outfit simply must be worn. It’s too good not to be

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

they’re? just? sitting there ???

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

The translation and name connotations add so much, thank you

[video description: a cat squirming around on a window sill]

HE SURE IS

He’s turning around like swimmers. He’s doing laps on that window sill

变脸 (Bianlian; "face changing") in Sichuan opera

holy shit

thanks for explaining, was about to set laptop on fire for fear of witchcraft (still might, let's see where the evening takes me)

Angler fish cat

Excellent tags

Dude I thought the person in this video had hung a person-in-a-professional-suit doll on a necklace, like this emoji 🕴 and laid it behind their head.

I was trying to figure out what the fuck they’d done to the doll’s head when I realized it was a woodpecker.

tfw you’re bothering a cat but not enough for it to MOVE so it just looks Disapprovingly at you

I would just like to point out. The ears are pointing forward. The cat’s sprawling out more as the bowl is shimmied as opposed to getting up to try and get out. That expression is hardly what i’d call disappointment. It’s actually enjoying being gently jostled! Can’t explain why, though. Could be the soothing jiggling motions, like how we sit in a vibrating massage chair sometimes. Or maybe it just sees this as an amusement part ride of sorts. Whatever it is, i can tell the cat is very relaxed and trusting of the person holding it in the bowl. I rate this VERY cute!

reblog to get jiggled

get jiggled, idiot!

I wish to be jello like this cat

A cat fish

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

Reblog him face for good luck in 2023

the man puts forth a compelling argument. He is indeed not dead, and moreover, he has a cat! Best luck.

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

old alt rock fans in the notes are like:

1) this slaps and actually sounds like a lot of the classics

2) if i went to a concert and they played this i wouldnt even question it. id be like FUCK yeah they were watermelon!!!