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PseudDamnTired

@pseuddamntired / pseuddamntired.tumblr.com

"Hi, Dad, I'm Tired!" || In my 20s. She/they. || Eurovision fan. Interests are many. There will be swearing and fannish stuff in my posts and reblogs.
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axmxz

“I think it looks fine, yeah”

“When’s dinner”

“i made cake pops lol”

“that sucks :(”

“no sorry i have to clean my room”

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gay-otlc

“sorry lol my phone died”

“I’m out of the shower.”

“You didn’t answer my question”

“Google said end if end” 

“Oh…ok ok”

god said “LETS FUCK !!!” … lmao .. uisfdhjkfsd

‘these are the results of titration’

“How was your day?”

🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪

🍪 🍪 🍪🐷

not enough

“byee”

“hehe”

Ugh- this is nothing… so boring

“Kendall Jenner’s long lost sister”

”What’s the shirt made of?”

“I think it’s nylon + cotton?

not sure.”

“i feel more like myself now tbh”

“just wanted to let you know!”

“I REST MY CASE 💼”

I love you.

The Canadians have taken over my mind

As long as ur not dead

“everyone in this family hates hugs for what 🙄”

Well, that escalated quickly (yes, that actually was the last text I sent)

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dorianslayyy

“You guys having fun?”

“But there’s no postcode?”

“i need answers!!”

“Today was not good”

💀💀

I love them 😭✨

“Hamlet”

“so what’s going on?”

“im done”

just censor it

“om sri jesus”

Bring chocolates for me

Will you marry me, i like picture of Dorian gray, but Oscar Wilde more

does my son even know his dad’s an alcoholic :(

“as you can see. i have been asleep.”

“spicy nugget turned cheeseburger”

“Got her to call the bank instead”

“Are you at the back?”

“Is that new York city?”

suop and noodoledodoles

“we had lunch”

“NVM LET THEM CONTINUE”

“had an asthma attack I’m fine now”

“mine”

“the one in the old wing”

“:p”

Why did you hang up?

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mrfellsans

“LOVE YOU SO MUCH ❤❤❤”

“YESSSS”

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solusminds

“I’m guessing that my other morning alarms didn’t go off or something, which was why my bus alarm was the one to wake me up”

honk honk

“cute boy jumpscare”

“yeah it’s okay :)”

“Can we talk about this please” IM DEAD

“That’s odd”

Jim Hensons labyrinth

"Is it too late to call?"

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Hey, hot take, but if a company decides they no longer want to distribute a piece of media they own the rights to, then they should be legally required to sign the rights back over to the creator.

They shouldn't be allowed to just sit on the IP for the rest of time, especially if they have no intention of ever releasing it again.

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kyraneko

In computer gaming there's a concept called Abandonware that runs on this premise. That if the company isn't making it and selling it anymore, it's acceptable to copy/download/pirate it.

Applied in a wider sense, if there's no way for you to access it legally, then illegally is fuckin' fine.

But yes, if the owner isn't using it they ought to be obligated to make it available to someone who will.

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something i've noticed. people seem to think the most nature-y nature is forests. so forests are always prioritized for conservation, and planting trees is synonymous with ecological activism. my state was largely prairies and wetlands before colonization. those ecosystems are important too. trees aren't the end-all be-all of environmentalism. plant native grasses. protect your wetlands.

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deserts also!!! it sucks so bad that people think of desert as 'wasteland' just because it's not suited for western european style ag development, they're beautiful and delicate and valuable ecosystems and, i think it's good to point out that humans have been living willingly in them for thousands of years

i live in a shrub steppe desert. it has been like this SINCE THE ICE AGE. mentioned it to a friend and their immediate response was "i could totally fix that and restore that into a forest like it used to be." LIKE IT USED TO B- it's been like that since the ICE AGE! you can't "fix" a biome into a forest just to save trees and nature. you need shrubbery, you need grasses, flowers, WEEDS, vines, bramble, water plants. NATURE! ISN'T! JUST! TREES!

Also! When we say ‘used to be’, to what state are we referring to? Homeostasis is a state of change. Yes, we should encourage nature and more undeveloped spaces, but to what standard are you holding it to? 50 years ago? 100? 1,000? 10,000? Do we even have data on what it exactly looked like then?

It’s never going to be exactly what it once was. We can just allow the process of succession and change to continue at its own pace (or hardly at all for some specific ecosystems), and simply try not to bulldoze over whatever nature is trying to do.

Also @headspace-hotel this thread seems like your vibe

It is! Thanks for tagging me :)

Now, we need to keep a few things in mind:

  • There is no "original" state of an ecosystem. The word people are looking for is usually the pre-colonial and pre-industrial states of ecosystems. However, there is not a single unchanging pre-colonial state of an ecosystem either. This is why it's important to focus less on what the land "used to be" and more on what it is trying to restore itself to right now.
  • There are a lot more subdivisions of ecosystem than "forest" vs. "grassland" vs. "wetland" and so on, and there can be tons of variation in small geographical areas.
  • The classic closed canopy "forest" is not the only place trees are found. Many non-forest environments contain trees as a vital component.

As much as it is a mistake to presume that forests are universal, it is also a mistake to (for example) take the open, treeless tallgrass prairie to be the "original state" of all of the American Midwest.

There is a wide spectrum of intermediates between closed-canopy forest and grassland, and opener wooded land with grasses and small plants etc. on the ground is often called woodland (good explanation here)

In particular, a lot of the United States Midwest used to be (and still could be!) not prairie, not forest, but a secret third thing: oak savanna!

Maps disagree on the exact extent of the oak savanna. North-Central Kentucky, known as the Bluegrass now, was once a very rare open woodland type environment similar to the oak savanna.

Basically, oak savannas are grasslands full of large, open-grown oak trees, which are resistant to the periodic fires that maintain the prairie. Oaks, unlike many other trees, do very well growing to large sizes in the open.

But ecosystems get much more specialized, and it requires a holistic approach to pin down the exact nature of the place you live in. This is frustrating, but it also lets you discover the rare and unique characteristics of your area's ecosystems.

I'm going to go into just how wild this gets for a bit, so buckle up.

For example, I'll talk about the state I live in—why? because I live there and I know lots about it. Kentucky is divided into 27 ecoregions. In a single day, I could visit a dozen ecosystems unique to this area and to nowhere else in the world. The seeds to this uniqueness were planted hundreds of millions of years ago. Look at the linked map, and see how closely it matches this one:

The north-central-east area in pink is the Bluegrass, collared by the Knobs, a weird ring of Devonian and Silurian sandstone and conglomerates that forms little eroded plateaus and mountainous outcroppings. The lavender and dark blue is the limestone-karst plateau that holds the longest cave system on planet Earth. The east, in pale blue, is Lower and Middle Pennsylvanian (aka Carboniferous) deposits, making up the Appalachian Mountains.

The ancient Appalachians were once as tall as the Himalayas, but they are simply so old that they are eroded down into rounded, soft, wavy ridges that slowly fade into steep rolling hills, making it a subject of debate where they actually end.

Let's focus on the limestone and carbonate rock-dominant regions that cover much of the state though. This is what's known as a limestone karst region.

Limestone and dolomite are carbonate minerals. Instead of normal stuff like silicate minerals, they are made of the dissolved skeletons of billions of ancient aquatic animals, like brachiopods and bryozoans, which can be found fossilized throughout the state. Limestone is made of CaCO3, calcium carbonate—which, unlike other rocks, dissolves in acid.

This has two immediate consequences:

  • the ground dissolves over time, which means the whole area is riddled with sinkholes and huge caves with subterranean rivers and lakes
  • the soil is usually super alkaline, meaning plants that like acidic soil are basically nonexistent

As you can see, a unique ecosystem that existed over 450 million years ago can directly create unique ecosystems that exist now!

Kentucky's limestone karst regions, especially near the mountains, have another quirky characteristic: the limestone bedrock is exposed or nearly exposed in many places, with little soil on top of it. I don't know exactly why this is, but instead of several feet of soil on top of the bedrock, we often get just a few inches. Almost any construction that involves earth-moving requires dynamite. Hillsides used as pasture for cattle erode into slopes of broken rock.

This creates another form of unique ecosystem: limestone glades. Places with only a few inches of topsoil don't develop into closed-canopy forests, but rather limestone glade meadows, where the dominant trees are these guys:

the majestic Eastern Red Cedar (which is actually a juniper), a pioneer species that, unusually for pioneer species, can live a long time...over 900 years.

Red Cedars might outlive every single other tree in a forest, but they don't thrive in there. They hate the shade and want to be alone in a meadow. Why, then, do they live so long? I have a hunch the answer might be that they're not exactly pioneer species at all, but rather specialized for mountain ridges, rocky outcrops, and limestone glades where other trees cannot grow. They provide food and great nesting sites for birds.

But limestone glade meadows aren't as important to Kentucky as the ecosystem that used to be so distinctive, it's been hidden in the state's name the whole time: the canebrake, a stream-side forest of the United State's native bamboo, giant cane.

Kentucky, (at least according to the book i'm reading by Donald Edward Davis titled Where There are Mountains), was once Kaintuck, or CANE-tuck. Giant cane, like the oaks of oak savannas, is fire resistant, meaning it thrives in areas managed by frequent fires.

In my state, the canebrakes used to stretch for miles, dense bamboo forests that could grow up to 25 feet tall. But they were all destroyed, meaning this ecosystem is practically extinct. The giant cane still lives, but only in small patches.

Canebrakes are considered extinct (although they could be restored), and oak savannas are one of the most endangered ecosystems on the continent. I suspect that the reason is that people are stuck with the old, simplified categories of ecosystem that they learned in school, and ecosystems that don't fit into those categories are hard to imagine.

Everything in biology is much, much more complex than high school teaches you, and ecosystems are no exception. There is probably a super rare, unique ecosystem close to you that doesn't get enough recognition.

To protect them, people have to care, and to care, people have to know they exist...so everything starts with being curious. Learn! Tell others! It will save the world.

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This! And if you wanna know what sort of modern living can be done in such landscapes - how to feed your folks, how to house your folks, how to clothe your folks, what regional games you can plan with stuff that's right there - look to the lifeways of the folks native to that bioregion as the seed to sprout! As I was reading @headspace-hotel 's bit, I kept getting flashbacks to watching the Cherokee nation's YouTube channel, where their cultural program talks about clothing, food, traditional housing, making toys, weaponry, etc., and how I'd been struck the entire time how different the material culture was from that of my grandma - ɬáqtemish (coast Salish) oak savanna, saltwater islands, estuaries, cedar groves, berry thickets, intentional basket pastures, artificial wetlands and clam gardens - and that of my grandfather - Piikáni (Piegan Blackfoot), mountain passes and grasslands, river bottom oases in seas of tallgrass, bison roads and chokecherry groves - and how so many of the plants and stones involved in the Cherokee, Muskogee/Miccosuke, and Choctaw ways of life - bodarck, hickory, their own oaks, rivercane, limestone, sandstone, and a lot of their flint varients - aren't things I could ever recreate here.

It's both illuminative of the severe trauma of being forced out of your terrain into reservations elsewhere - a forced astronaut colony on a alien planet - but also a once-and-future pattern of bioregional diversity of human culture, networked by trade and travel, that certainly was and may yet be again. I'd love to wire up a traditional cedar plank house with a wind turbine for my computer and Bluetooth speakers, and add canning and books to our old way of life. If I lived among my grandfather's folk, to do so with an underground house, updating an earth lodge to my modern sensibilities. To pick and choose what technologies have been foisted upon us from the outside, and integrate it with two-eyed seeing into a way of life that was composed in inspiration from the land that sustains it, the biome the gives the necessary gifts for it to be. And to imagine, traveling to a friend so as to experience a whole other system of architecture, cuisine, fashion, pastime, and art, and to have it be just over on the dry or wet side of the mountain. Such hopes, that come from such memories.

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one of my friends found radiooooo which is a site that streams music from any country from any decade (well, most countries/decade combos work) and we’ve been digging going on a quest to find what is rad

so far the following is good

  • 50s/60s/70s/80s russia
  • 70s cambodia
  • 20s japan
  • 80s ethiopia
  • 80s india

let’s add 70s armenia and 70s japan to this list

actually im willing to bet 70s *any country will be amazing, it’s all been really good so far

and if you go for 90s india fast music you might get hit in the face with tunak tunak tun right away so get your meme groove on

one of my moms recommended 70s east germany and this proves true, this is weird and amazing in a good way

also set the mood to “weird” for maximum fun, it enhances literally every station

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Do you have any crabs?

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I personally don’t have any but my friends the crab eating fox, macaque, raccoon, mongoose, or perhaps the crabeater seal (who doesn’t actually eat crab oddly enough) might be able to point you to some. -> -> ->

Crabs CAN be mammals if you believe they are!

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There’s even a crab-eating rat?!

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translating articles on the space dogs and realizing how the english sources leave out so many details. did you know one of the first 2 dogs in space got adopted by one of the scientists and lived with him for more than ten years. that's such a sweet story I think that's one we should remember

Dezhik (left) and Tsygan (right)

They both made it home safely after their first spaceflight in 1951. Tsygan was adopted by Soviet physicist Anatoly Blagonravov. After Dezhik crashed on a subsequent flight, Blagonravov made the decision to prevent Tsygan from going on any more trips to space. He kept him as a pet for the rest of his life. :-)

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Anonymous asked:

7!

7. Favourite works of all time excluding your own?

Fuck, this is so hard aaaahhh... okay I'm just gonna list off the first three pieces that come to mind:

Deimos, by Dragan Bibin - I love it SO MUCH because it's SO unsettling. I would never ever ever hang this painting in my home, but I adore how horrifying it manages to be without depicting anything actively horrible.

Sharks, by Amy Hamilton - I have this hanging in our apartment :) it's just neat.

Hades, by Jen Zee - What can I say, Jen Zee is just so impressive.

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“I’m not going to do the thing because I don’t view it as important.” Conscious decision made of your own free will.

“I want to do the thing because I view it as important, but trying to get myself to do the thing creates the same reaction as trying to put my hand on a hot stove would.” ← Executive dysfunction, a physical health problem that doesn’t answer to your own free will.

“Trying to get myself to do the thing creates the same reaction as trying to put my hand on a hot stove would. This must mean I don’t actually want to do the thing and I’m just tricking myself into thinking I do.” ← No, that’s still executive dysfunction, but you’re having brainworms about it.

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