PseudDamnTired

"If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in."

wow. that skeleton looks pissed. someone should let them in. Also. i like the skeleton in the upper right corner, about to bust in the window. excellent strategy, skeleton

just some lads, being fellows

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

literally all it entails is sending people "trick-or-treat" asks and people answering those asks with pictures of candy or those silly spooky plastic toys or whatever else you would give a trick-or-treater. please. please can we have some whimsy

Don’t forget trick or treating this year everyone!

I'm in!

Hehehehe… I have many days to think up good trick or treat images.

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

my boy

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

Reblog for a bigger sample size please

Hahaaa I got it right

This applies more to actual media than to jokey internet posts but I’m tired of characters who are on casual terms with horrific things yet somehow still use horrific terminology to describe them, that horror comedy that’s like “oh that’s just the sound of an incomprehensible formless abomination, must be tuesday!” is too fake sounding to be funny.

Anyone at that stage of familiarity would either be describing it in very banal words like “oh that’s the big ugly blob thing” OR, at an even later stage, they’d give it a funny pet name and attach some kind of in-joke to it and that’s where you can make it alarmingly funny again. Like imagine you’re in someone’s house and suddenly the whole place is shaking like an earthquake, there’s purple light coming in through the windows, you hear this overwhelmingly loud chorus of inhuman babbling from all directions, and somebody’s just like “IT’S STICKY BOBO!!!!” and then they all laugh and keep repeating “HE MOIST!!!! HE MOIST!!!” with no further context. That is far more confusing and upsetting than if they straight up tell you it’s some kind of cthulhu.

That? Oh that’s George.