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PseudDamnTired

@pseuddamntired / pseuddamntired.tumblr.com

"Hi, Dad, I'm Tired!" || In my 20s. She/they. || Eurovision fan. Interests are many. There will be swearing and fannish stuff in my posts and reblogs.
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my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

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and I just wanted to update you that moments ago, this big orange infant found himself on the wrong side of a baby gate, could not hork his lorge butt over it, and so just started WAILING until everyone in the house came to rescue him. Me, my partner, the dog, our other cat… everyone came to be like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

after this harrowing ordeal, he is now in my lap

Hey op, just gonna let you know in case no one else has said it, “barold, what’s wrong?” is an excellent title for a children’s book about a sweet clingy cat like you seem to have, who gets into increasingly silly predicaments of his own doing, but whose family comes to the rescue, asking “barold, what’s wrong?”

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Calappa lophos

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aphid-kirby

That's how these crabs breathe! Flowing water has more oxygen, so doing this allows their gills to take more oxygen. Underwater you wouldn't notice, but the water here is at just the right depth to make a it look like a cute water fountain! ==:)

I love how much that crab would look like a very pretty rock if it just pulled its arms in and curled its legs in also.

I assume it’s some form of camouflage. Very pretty 🦀

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cute-pluto

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings

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chongoblog

Tier List

S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.

A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great

B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing

C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky

F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

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nfirr

Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

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cute-catts

everyone be quiet she has something to say 😺🐈

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie)

Ohhhh that cat is a little ticked off at the end, if I know anything about cat body language. That tail is whipping back and forth, oh my. I may be wrong but uh. At the very least those seem like some strong signals. Idk, someone who actually knows cat body language, confirm?

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balcklion

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

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cumaeansibyl

Their faces as they collectively realize they’re married to the funniest women on the planet

There’s something so delightful about watching people absolutely lose their shit laughing

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I bought these little ghosts and I can't stop thinking about them 😂

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flow-ro

LMAO I have one too and it's so cute 🥺🫶

absolutely hilarious 😂👻

💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥

Those ghosts look like they could hold a business card. What type of business card would be funniest, I wonder…

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egberts

I have a spray bottle that I give tortoise booty baths with and I can confirm that the butt wiggles are so real and SO adorable

You can also get booty wiggle by petting or scratching the back of the shell!

Wow I did not know that tortoises had specific spots on their behind that they liked scritched or sprayed but it makes sense and the tortoise booty wiggle is probably one of my new favored things in life.

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