@confirmedgeckos is sending a dragon our way! Luckily we don't have any meat on our bones!

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

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they’re? just? sitting there ???

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

The translation and name connotations add so much, thank you

piplup grain entrapment

piplup cares a lot about his work

piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.

piplup takes a sick day

piplup considers some jorts

piplup forgives his father.

piplup goes grocery shopping

piplup jumps your battery

piplup lights the menorah

piplup sees the pale blue dot

piplup catsits

piplup hides a zombie bite from you

piplup studies plein air

piplup goes overboard at shopping therapy

piplup tells you it's a fiction. we made it up.

Man, piplup is BUSY

my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

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and I just wanted to update you that moments ago, this big orange infant found himself on the wrong side of a baby gate, could not hork his lorge butt over it, and so just started WAILING until everyone in the house came to rescue him. Me, my partner, the dog, our other cat… everyone came to be like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

after this harrowing ordeal, he is now in my lap

Hey op, just gonna let you know in case no one else has said it, “barold, what’s wrong?” is an excellent title for a children’s book about a sweet clingy cat like you seem to have, who gets into increasingly silly predicaments of his own doing, but whose family comes to the rescue, asking “barold, what’s wrong?”

Calappa lophos

That's how these crabs breathe! Flowing water has more oxygen, so doing this allows their gills to take more oxygen. Underwater you wouldn't notice, but the water here is at just the right depth to make a it look like a cute water fountain! ==:)

I love how much that crab would look like a very pretty rock if it just pulled its arms in and curled its legs in also.

I assume it’s some form of camouflage. Very pretty 🦀

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

my boy

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings

Tier List

S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.

A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great

B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing

C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky

F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

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“Armadillo girdled lizard biting its tail looks like a tiny dragon.”

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been taking a print making class. here's my first project:

concept:

carving:

first test print:

really happy with how it turned out!

That’s an excellent cat

I'm losing my mind over newborn hedgehogs fucking look at them they're so creature

what the fuck. who allowed this

i always assumed the quills only grew after birth so i was worried but

also now i know theyre called hoglets and thats awesome

“The quills become stiff after birth” mmm the reverse of boiling dry pasta

everyone be quiet she has something to say 😺🐈

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie)

Ohhhh that cat is a little ticked off at the end, if I know anything about cat body language. That tail is whipping back and forth, oh my. I may be wrong but uh. At the very least those seem like some strong signals. Idk, someone who actually knows cat body language, confirm?

Mr. Chandelure and his two grandchildren- a happy ghost family!

@whatcoloristhatcat hopefully this isn’t an annoying @.

they grow up so fast

Animation by: Isabella Spagnolo Instagram

3D model, animation by: tanu_tato Twitter Instagram

had a good delivery this week

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

Their faces as they collectively realize they’re married to the funniest women on the planet

There’s something so delightful about watching people absolutely lose their shit laughing

please witness its power