Oh no…! In place of a treat, I’ve received a threat (playful)! I’ll be mortarly wounded!

Never to be seen again…..

:(

Ok. :)

Oh my god childhood memory unlocked

girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor

geologists talking about shield volcanoes

i love you. this post is only about shield volcanoes 🌋 now. everyone else fuck of❌

Looking something up…. Yeah okay this is funny, I’m a fan

subtle foreshadowing.

[image IDs: the first two are screenshots from episode 5 of season 2 of misfits and magic: K’s anatomy. both are of aabria as dr winnie, with the captions “you know, he reminds me of my friend zeke.” and “just, you know, a really tough exterior” the third is a screenshot of the dropout homepage cropped to show the first episode of season two of very important people, titled “zeke aaron mckinley”, featuring anna garcia dressed as a guy made of rocks.]

Youre not desperate until youre considering using google translate because the two most recent fics for your niche ship with less than 100 fics are in spanish and russian

There is a LOT in russian

I found one exploring something i think canon has glossed over entirely and has to be addressed. It's the only fic about it. Desperate times and all that

It translated psychologist as "attending physician"

The one thing the translator didnt mangle is the shitty corny minced oath i always disliked in canon

I had this experience finding episodes of an anime in middle school. Like. The subtitles were not English. They were not in a language I studied. So uh. Google translate helped me out there.

Considering I studied Russian, I’m kind of curious what fic it was….

This floating into your bedroom at 3 AM

hey bro

Stick some googly eyes on that thing

Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -

why are your legs so long?

I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?

i will never shut up about maned wolves

just look at it

look at this

one of the animals for sure

wretched beast

If it’s neither wolf nor fox, then it’s cat software running on giraffe hardware.

I think y'all should know that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog which looks like this.

I was not ready for corgi-bear.

you're definitely not ready for the maned wolf Front Angle then

Confirmed creature post

Maned wolf stole height form its cousin, bush dog.

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

He’s singing the song where the cowboy overlay in the sky over a desert starts singing “HAAAAAAAAAAH HEEEEEEEEEEY HAAAAEYYAAAAEYAAAAAHAAA”

You know the one

today i found out that if you have library access through ur school, you almost definitely have a copy of the vatican’s latin translation of diary of a wimpy kid and i am currently reading Commentarii de Inepto Puero thank you

Today is 11/11

or 11/11 if you are using a completely fucking barbaric system of keeping track of dates

I’ll be honest, I never know which one is used where I live. Like. I’m 87% sure that it’s month/day/year, but that’s only because I have a vague sense/memory that people have complained about how the time units’ sizes are out of order in comparison to the one that goes day/month/year. But even then, I’m like. Less than 100% certain that’s not a false memory.

I try to just use abbreviations of months to make it ambiguous instead because I won’t be able to remember.

shut up

This man is actually willy Wonka and he needs to be stopped. Someone needs to stop him. This is out of control.

God, his hat could be made of chocolate too ;(

(That would be not very sanitary but it would be impressive)

The urban fantasy show I actually want to see is a hospital drama with a dedicated wing for supernatural illnesses.

Vampirism. Lycanthropy. Cheap spells gone wrong. A woman brought in for her prenatal has to be told her baby is a lindworm. Someone is literally being followed by the anthropomorphic personification of the Black Death.

Someone somewhere out there is having their perception of the world irreparably shattered by the knowledge that magic is real, and at the other side is a team of doctors who have to roll their eyes and pull out Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales because some high school kid tried to go Carrie with a cheap spellbook and turn all the kids at prom into frogs, and the doctors have to wrangle a couple dozen teenagers into admitting if they have a true love who can break the spell.

I want the hospital director to be some dark entity that feeds on human misery but figured out that if you successfully treat the source of the misery then instead of hunting you down as an abomination the humans start bringing more miserable people to your house en masse and things kinda got out of hand from there.

Grimm's Anatomy

I would watch the shit out of this. 

Friendly reminder that if you support reproductive rights and bodily autonomy but say that disabled people shouldn't have children because they'll pass down their genes which is "cruel" or "abusive", you do not support reproductive rights and bodily autonomy. Reproductive rights do not only concern abortion for cis white abled women.

Reblogging because my infertility diagnosis mysteriously stopped being a tragedy that 90% of my side of the family wouldn’t stop offering solutions for on the same day that my autism diagnosis became public knowledge.