I will say this once. Do not joke about Ricky dying.

WTF that's so mean and not even funny, I'm so sorry you have to deal with that

cats will make biscuits directly on your ass and be like Ummmmmm . is this bothering you. like what do you THINK! girl your NAILS!

My cat literally just finished making biscuits on my ass and is currently laying on it 😂😭

me

I wish turkey vultures could read so I could show them this next time they fly over my yard 😔

This is so fun try it

Also if you finish reblog with your kill count

75 💅

I need to do things but my cat is sleeping on me halp

I got up and now hes following me around 🥺

Im eating dinner and hes still trying to snuggle

Small man I have things to do please

Him still sit by me. Its been 3 hrs

He love you 🥺

Your daily dose of cat memes

Fr tho, mine always climbs up me to lay on my shoulders while I'm on the toilet like SIR 💀

@headspace-hotel

I just gave this seed a try and it looks significantly different in bedrock (with no village...sad) but it is still the FREAKIEST shit

I am honestly not as taken with the sinkhole as I am with the absolute horror of a lake it generated in.

No lake should be this fucking deep. It's not natural. I've never seen anything like this wtf

It's also overall a great seed with a mansion within 1000 blocks of spawn

It's giving lake Baikal 😬

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

nakey 👹

what's everyone's lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

For quick reference

you’re the most interesting person here

I love that. Mines just an album cover I drew

I don't think anyone has a worse one than mine

full image:

Mine is pretty cursed...

Hyper-realistic packers are OUT packers that look like these things are IN

Yes the fish are included, they live in the balls

do you know how confusing it would be to attempt to kick someone in the nuts and you hear a popping sound, it looks like they pissed their pants green and then FISH fall out of the legs of their shorts???? i would literally never recover

Fish are stored in the balls

I trust this man and his wares. Look at that fine suit, that elegant bow tie, that well fed and healthy figure. He clearly knows his wines.

Bustopher Jones

Forbidden pasta

Tag how YOUR brain workles

Source ~ Michael McCreary

My brain doesn't workle 😔

Two churches located across the street from each other.

blua:

Ok but how does a rock die???

Just when you think you’ve seen everything on FB, someone decides to give out sheep bones with googly eyes for Halloween. 

via facebook

Excuse you I love them

What three you picking??

This is 100 grand bar erasure