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" my names Margo elliot, and you must be Clint Barton I am right? I heard a lot about you."

"Yes,you're right Miss Margo. I'm Clint Barton. is there anything I can do for you?"

" well first of all it's great to finally meet you in person, I was hoping to do an interview with you if you're not too busy that is."

"I'm sorry, but Stark says I'm not allowed to give any interviews alone after the press conference last year."

" oh well that's okay, I understand. I figured I would take the chance to ask you at least."

"And I figured I take the chance to annoy Tony and do anything interview alone." Clint grinned.

"If you ever want to do an interview with me, I will be here, no pressure." She grinned back. " I hope I'm not being too forward but I must say you look.. different in person."

"I look different? How?" Clint asked, curious. "Cause I don't think I ever looked much different. Okay, there was a time when I had a buzz cut, or long hair like Bucky but that's something different."

"I did notice you had long hair like bucky, seen it from the news and articles so i think that's part of it." She replies smiling. " I also meant different as in you look.. really attractive."

"Had to change my look a lot. But that's a different story." Clint said and then blushed lightly as Margo called him attractive. "Um... thanks. You're also very attractive if I'm allowed to say."

Margo couldn't help but blush at his complement as she also noticed his beaming smile with a slight blush of his own." Yes you're allowed to say that, and also thank you Clint."

"You're welcome." Clint smiled at her. "So...about the interview. We gonna do it now or when?"

" we can do it now if that's alright with you. I have been looking forward to have a one on one with you for awhile so this is exciting." She replies while she gazing at him.

" oh and do you prefer to be called Clint or Mr Barton?"

"Yeah. It's alright. Now is good." Clint answered with a nod. "Clint. Definitely Clint. Mr Barton...sounds old."

" excellent well let's get started then, ok Clint it is." She replies with a nod of her own as she takes a seat and gestures for him to. " to start with something simple, what's your backstory?" She ask with a gentle smile.

A Starbucks probably wasn't a usual place for an interview but Clint didn't mind. "There's not much of a backstory and what there is... I don't wanna talk about it."

" okay that's fine, you dont have talk about your past then." She says knowing that she must've hit a sore spot. " how about you pick a topic you would like to talk about? Anything you like." She smiles she takes a sip of her Starbucks coffee.

"Good. Thanks." Clint said and took a big sip of his coffee. "I don't know. What do you want to know about me?"

" what are your favorite hobbies? Are you a morning person or a night person?" She said looks at him with a smirk

"There's not much time for hobbies between training and job. Maybe training is my hobby and I love to spend time with my dog. And archery." Clint answered. "A morning person."

" my names Margo elliot, and you must be Clint Barton I am right? I heard a lot about you."

"Yes,you're right Miss Margo. I'm Clint Barton. is there anything I can do for you?"

" well first of all it's great to finally meet you in person, I was hoping to do an interview with you if you're not too busy that is."

"I'm sorry, but Stark says I'm not allowed to give any interviews alone after the press conference last year."

" oh well that's okay, I understand. I figured I would take the chance to ask you at least."

"And I figured I take the chance to annoy Tony and do anything interview alone." Clint grinned.

"If you ever want to do an interview with me, I will be here, no pressure." She grinned back. " I hope I'm not being too forward but I must say you look.. different in person."

"I look different? How?" Clint asked, curious. "Cause I don't think I ever looked much different. Okay, there was a time when I had a buzz cut, or long hair like Bucky but that's something different."

"I did notice you had long hair like bucky, seen it from the news and articles so i think that's part of it." She replies smiling. " I also meant different as in you look.. really attractive."

"Had to change my look a lot. But that's a different story." Clint said and then blushed lightly as Margo called him attractive. "Um... thanks. You're also very attractive if I'm allowed to say."

Margo couldn't help but blush at his complement as she also noticed his beaming smile with a slight blush of his own." Yes you're allowed to say that, and also thank you Clint."

"You're welcome." Clint smiled at her. "So...about the interview. We gonna do it now or when?"

" we can do it now if that's alright with you. I have been looking forward to have a one on one with you for awhile so this is exciting." She replies while she gazing at him.

" oh and do you prefer to be called Clint or Mr Barton?"

"Yeah. It's alright. Now is good." Clint answered with a nod. "Clint. Definitely Clint. Mr Barton...sounds old."

" excellent well let's get started then, ok Clint it is." She replies with a nod of her own as she takes a seat and gestures for him to. " to start with something simple, what's your backstory?" She ask with a gentle smile.

A Starbucks probably wasn't a usual place for an interview but Clint didn't mind. "There's not much of a backstory and what there is... I don't wanna talk about it."

" okay that's fine, you dont have talk about your past then." She says knowing that she must've hit a sore spot. " how about you pick a topic you would like to talk about? Anything you like." She smiles she takes a sip of her Starbucks coffee.

"Good. Thanks." Clint said and took a big sip of his coffee. "I don't know. What do you want to know about me?"

" my names Margo elliot, and you must be Clint Barton I am right? I heard a lot about you."

"Yes,you're right Miss Margo. I'm Clint Barton. is there anything I can do for you?"

" well first of all it's great to finally meet you in person, I was hoping to do an interview with you if you're not too busy that is."

"I'm sorry, but Stark says I'm not allowed to give any interviews alone after the press conference last year."

" oh well that's okay, I understand. I figured I would take the chance to ask you at least."

"And I figured I take the chance to annoy Tony and do anything interview alone." Clint grinned.

"If you ever want to do an interview with me, I will be here, no pressure." She grinned back. " I hope I'm not being too forward but I must say you look.. different in person."

"I look different? How?" Clint asked, curious. "Cause I don't think I ever looked much different. Okay, there was a time when I had a buzz cut, or long hair like Bucky but that's something different."

"I did notice you had long hair like bucky, seen it from the news and articles so i think that's part of it." She replies smiling. " I also meant different as in you look.. really attractive."

"Had to change my look a lot. But that's a different story." Clint said and then blushed lightly as Margo called him attractive. "Um... thanks. You're also very attractive if I'm allowed to say."

Margo couldn't help but blush at his complement as she also noticed his beaming smile with a slight blush of his own." Yes you're allowed to say that, and also thank you Clint."

"You're welcome." Clint smiled at her. "So...about the interview. We gonna do it now or when?"

" we can do it now if that's alright with you. I have been looking forward to have a one on one with you for awhile so this is exciting." She replies while she gazing at him.

" oh and do you prefer to be called Clint or Mr Barton?"

"Yeah. It's alright. Now is good." Clint answered with a nod. "Clint. Definitely Clint. Mr Barton...sounds old."

" excellent well let's get started then, ok Clint it is." She replies with a nod of her own as she takes a seat and gestures for him to. " to start with something simple, what's your backstory?" She ask with a gentle smile.

A Starbucks probably wasn't a usual place for an interview but Clint didn't mind. "There's not much of a backstory and what there is... I don't wanna talk about it."

" my names Margo elliot, and you must be Clint Barton I am right? I heard a lot about you."

"Yes,you're right Miss Margo. I'm Clint Barton. is there anything I can do for you?"

" well first of all it's great to finally meet you in person, I was hoping to do an interview with you if you're not too busy that is."

"I'm sorry, but Stark says I'm not allowed to give any interviews alone after the press conference last year."

" oh well that's okay, I understand. I figured I would take the chance to ask you at least."

"And I figured I take the chance to annoy Tony and do anything interview alone." Clint grinned.

"If you ever want to do an interview with me, I will be here, no pressure." She grinned back. " I hope I'm not being too forward but I must say you look.. different in person."

"I look different? How?" Clint asked, curious. "Cause I don't think I ever looked much different. Okay, there was a time when I had a buzz cut, or long hair like Bucky but that's something different."

"I did notice you had long hair like bucky, seen it from the news and articles so i think that's part of it." She replies smiling. " I also meant different as in you look.. really attractive."

"Had to change my look a lot. But that's a different story." Clint said and then blushed lightly as Margo called him attractive. "Um... thanks. You're also very attractive if I'm allowed to say."

Margo couldn't help but blush at his complement as she also noticed his beaming smile with a slight blush of his own." Yes you're allowed to say that, and also thank you Clint."

"You're welcome." Clint smiled at her. "So...about the interview. We gonna do it now or when?"

" we can do it now if that's alright with you. I have been looking forward to have a one on one with you for awhile so this is exciting." She replies while she gazing at him.

" oh and do you prefer to be called Clint or Mr Barton?"

"Yeah. It's alright. Now is good." Clint answered with a nod. "Clint. Definitely Clint. Mr Barton...sounds old."

" my names Margo elliot, and you must be Clint Barton I am right? I heard a lot about you."

"Yes,you're right Miss Margo. I'm Clint Barton. is there anything I can do for you?"

" well first of all it's great to finally meet you in person, I was hoping to do an interview with you if you're not too busy that is."

"I'm sorry, but Stark says I'm not allowed to give any interviews alone after the press conference last year."

" oh well that's okay, I understand. I figured I would take the chance to ask you at least."

"And I figured I take the chance to annoy Tony and do anything interview alone." Clint grinned.

"If you ever want to do an interview with me, I will be here, no pressure." She grinned back. " I hope I'm not being too forward but I must say you look.. different in person."

"I look different? How?" Clint asked, curious. "Cause I don't think I ever looked much different. Okay, there was a time when I had a buzz cut, or long hair like Bucky but that's something different."

"I did notice you had long hair like bucky, seen it from the news and articles so i think that's part of it." She replies smiling. " I also meant different as in you look.. really attractive."

"Had to change my look a lot. But that's a different story." Clint said and then blushed lightly as Margo called him attractive. "Um... thanks. You're also very attractive if I'm allowed to say."

Margo couldn't help but blush at his complement as she also noticed his beaming smile with a slight blush of his own." Yes you're allowed to say that, and also thank you Clint."

"You're welcome." Clint smiled at her. "So...about the interview. We gonna do it now or when?"

" my names Margo elliot, and you must be Clint Barton I am right? I heard a lot about you."

"Yes,you're right Miss Margo. I'm Clint Barton. is there anything I can do for you?"

" well first of all it's great to finally meet you in person, I was hoping to do an interview with you if you're not too busy that is."

"I'm sorry, but Stark says I'm not allowed to give any interviews alone after the press conference last year."

" oh well that's okay, I understand. I figured I would take the chance to ask you at least."

"And I figured I take the chance to annoy Tony and do anything interview alone." Clint grinned.

"If you ever want to do an interview with me, I will be here, no pressure." She grinned back. " I hope I'm not being too forward but I must say you look.. different in person."

"I look different? How?" Clint asked, curious. "Cause I don't think I ever looked much different. Okay, there was a time when I had a buzz cut, or long hair like Bucky but that's something different."

"I did notice you had long hair like bucky, seen it from the news and articles so i think that's part of it." She replies smiling. " I also meant different as in you look.. really attractive."

"Had to change my look a lot. But that's a different story." Clint said and then blushed lightly as Margo called him attractive. "Um... thanks. You're also very attractive if I'm allowed to say."

Sera tilted her head, staring at Clint when he asked for honey to go with her tea. "You know...it always astounds me how much you remember about me."

"You mentioned once that you think sugar is too sweet and that you like the natural flowery taste of honey more." Clint smiled softly.

"Because we don't have sugar cane where I'm from yeah. You know you're not really disproving my point, Clint." Sera smiled slightly, the comfort of being known and see a light weight in her chest.

"Maybe I agree with you that honey is better than sugar." He answered, and the waitress came to bring their tea, coffee and the blueberry muffins."

Sera tilted her head, staring at Clint when he asked for honey to go with her tea. "You know...it always astounds me how much you remember about me."

"You mentioned once that you think sugar is too sweet and that you like the natural flowery taste of honey more." Clint smiled softly.

"Clint, my oldest friend, you are an Avenger."

Sera was already half out of her chair, tea already forgotten on the table. Her green eyes were focused on the men as they walked into the bank. She wouldn't move without Clint though, if he really didn't want to go into a fight then she'd stay. But gods did she want a fight, a good fight that made her blood rush through her veins and-

"Damn...over already."

She sat back down as the men came running back out.

"Not on my day off." Clint said. He took a big sip and put his coffee down. He was ready to get upset luckily then it was already all over.

"Don't worry. They won't come far. Now sit back down, kitty cat. Your tea will get cold."

"It has never made sense to me that you can just... turn it off." Sera picked up her tea and glared playfully at Clint. "I am perfectly capable of reheating my tea bird man."

"I can't. And I won't. But the local police can handle such things. Do you remember that I told you about the thing with the whole Sokovia Accords. People want to be saved but break something during it and you're the problem. So I leave the little things to the police. Or wait for them to call for help." Clint drank his coffee.

"I still think that is the stupidest thing." Sera sighed, leaning back in her chair. "Like...how are you going to ask people to help and then punish them for help."

"It is the stupidest thing." Clint said and looked at Sera. "Its sucks that you can't just jump in and do your thing because you gotta think about if they sue you afterwards because they got a bruise because you pushed them out of the way to save them from being shot. And before you say something. That actually already really happened to me."

Sera tense, green eyes snapping to Clints. "I'm sorry. Did you just say that someone has sued you after you saved their life?" She flexed her fingers, clearly still itching to fight. "To borrow a phrase from my son, what the actual fuck."

"Yep. The world is crazy and people are stupid." He answered. "Do you want another tea?"

"Are these people still...walking." Sera blinked, looking down at her cup. "Yeah. Green please."

"Yes, they are. They are idiot but they are innocent." Clint said with a chuckle and then asked for the waitress to come over. "One green tea with a bit of honey for the lady, a coffee with sugar for me and two blueberry muffins, please."

"Clint, my oldest friend, you are an Avenger."

Sera was already half out of her chair, tea already forgotten on the table. Her green eyes were focused on the men as they walked into the bank. She wouldn't move without Clint though, if he really didn't want to go into a fight then she'd stay. But gods did she want a fight, a good fight that made her blood rush through her veins and-

"Damn...over already."

She sat back down as the men came running back out.

"Not on my day off." Clint said. He took a big sip and put his coffee down. He was ready to get upset luckily then it was already all over.

"Don't worry. They won't come far. Now sit back down, kitty cat. Your tea will get cold."

"It has never made sense to me that you can just... turn it off." Sera picked up her tea and glared playfully at Clint. "I am perfectly capable of reheating my tea bird man."

"I can't. And I won't. But the local police can handle such things. Do you remember that I told you about the thing with the whole Sokovia Accords. People want to be saved but break something during it and you're the problem. So I leave the little things to the police. Or wait for them to call for help." Clint drank his coffee.

"I still think that is the stupidest thing." Sera sighed, leaning back in her chair. "Like...how are you going to ask people to help and then punish them for help."

"It is the stupidest thing." Clint said and looked at Sera. "Its sucks that you can't just jump in and do your thing because you gotta think about if they sue you afterwards because they got a bruise because you pushed them out of the way to save them from being shot. And before you say something. That actually already really happened to me."

Sera tense, green eyes snapping to Clints. "I'm sorry. Did you just say that someone has sued you after you saved their life?" She flexed her fingers, clearly still itching to fight. "To borrow a phrase from my son, what the actual fuck."

"Yep. The world is crazy and people are stupid." He answered. "Do you want another tea?"

"Clint, my oldest friend, you are an Avenger."

Sera was already half out of her chair, tea already forgotten on the table. Her green eyes were focused on the men as they walked into the bank. She wouldn't move without Clint though, if he really didn't want to go into a fight then she'd stay. But gods did she want a fight, a good fight that made her blood rush through her veins and-

"Damn...over already."

She sat back down as the men came running back out.

"Not on my day off." Clint said. He took a big sip and put his coffee down. He was ready to get upset luckily then it was already all over.

"Don't worry. They won't come far. Now sit back down, kitty cat. Your tea will get cold."

"It has never made sense to me that you can just... turn it off." Sera picked up her tea and glared playfully at Clint. "I am perfectly capable of reheating my tea bird man."

"I can't. And I won't. But the local police can handle such things. Do you remember that I told you about the thing with the whole Sokovia Accords. People want to be saved but break something during it and you're the problem. So I leave the little things to the police. Or wait for them to call for help." Clint drank his coffee.

"I still think that is the stupidest thing." Sera sighed, leaning back in her chair. "Like...how are you going to ask people to help and then punish them for help."

"It is the stupidest thing." Clint said and looked at Sera. "Its sucks that you can't just jump in and do your thing because you gotta think about if they sue you afterwards because they got a bruise because you pushed them out of the way to save them from being shot. And before you say something. That actually already really happened to me."

"Clint, my oldest friend, you are an Avenger."

Sera was already half out of her chair, tea already forgotten on the table. Her green eyes were focused on the men as they walked into the bank. She wouldn't move without Clint though, if he really didn't want to go into a fight then she'd stay. But gods did she want a fight, a good fight that made her blood rush through her veins and-

"Damn...over already."

She sat back down as the men came running back out.

"Not on my day off." Clint said. He took a big sip and put his coffee down. He was ready to get upset luckily then it was already all over.

"Don't worry. They won't come far. Now sit back down, kitty cat. Your tea will get cold."

"It has never made sense to me that you can just... turn it off." Sera picked up her tea and glared playfully at Clint. "I am perfectly capable of reheating my tea bird man."

"I can't. And I won't. But the local police can handle such things. Do you remember that I told you about the thing with the whole Sokovia Accords. People want to be saved but break something during it and you're the problem. So I leave the little things to the police. Or wait for them to call for help." Clint drank his coffee.

"Clint, my oldest friend, you are an Avenger."

Sera was already half out of her chair, tea already forgotten on the table. Her green eyes were focused on the men as they walked into the bank. She wouldn't move without Clint though, if he really didn't want to go into a fight then she'd stay. But gods did she want a fight, a good fight that made her blood rush through her veins and-

"Damn...over already."

She sat back down as the men came running back out.

"Not on my day off." Clint said. He took a big sip and put his coffee down. He was ready to get upset luckily then it was already all over.

"Don't worry. They won't come far. Now sit back down, kitty cat. Your tea will get cold."

Unus Annus Sentence Starters

"My life is in the hands of an idiot!"

"No, no, no, no. Two idiots!"

"You know that we're dying, right?"

"[Name], I'm afraid."

"Well you won't be able to remember anything. Because you'll be dead."

"I got a bullet allergy."

"Don't shoot my ass!"

"You told me not to aim for your spine!"

"So why did you aim for my ass?!"

"You lose! I kill you!"

"I get to kill you!"

"You kicked me in my nuts!!"

"Take it off!!"

"Just takie it off, just pull it!!"

"Don't move it!!

"Wait, maybe she spits, too! Cuz she got mouth!!"

"Eat up."

"Today we are so horny that we're going to make a boob."

"Why do you have to make everything uncomfortable?"

"It's me. Judy Dench."

"I don't like this bit already."

"You close?"

"Stop! Nobody likes it when you do that bit!!"

"I guess you just don't have the presence [Name] has."

"I don't like it when you use knives so aggressively."

"I remember this is where it started getting painful last time."

"Ohh! Violence! I like it!"

"I love violence."

"You gotta cut away from the body and then it's safe. Cut away from my body anyway."

"This doesn't seem safe."

"See that?"

"Stab. Oh my God!!"

"Why are you actually stabbing?! That's a terrible idea!! What is wrong with you?!"

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