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real ones remember

"We want more complex female characters" you can't even handle an angry, grieving daughter who just had her mother killed by her future wife's sister, shut the fuck up

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

Laura pulls the first block and causing the tower to fall

And now for something completely different.

This is the ADHD Teapot. I made it in a ceramics class a few years ago. I use it to explain executive dysfunction to people who haven’t come across the term before (and those who think of ADHD mostly as Hyperactive EightYear Old Boy Syndrome).

So, most people’s brains are like a regular shaped teapot with a single spout. Let’s say that your time, energy, focus etc is the liquid you have in the teapot. Your executive function is the spout, that directs the tea into the specific cup you want to fill-aka the task that you’re meant to be doing. Spills happen occasionally, but generally most of the tea goes in the right cup.

If you have executive dysfunction, you have multiple spouts going in different directions. You can try pointing one of them at your chosen cup and you will probably get some liquid in there, perhaps you will even fill it right up (finish the task). But meanwhile, tea is also pouring out of several other places and not going where you want it. If you have another container nearby, perhaps some of it will end up in there. But quite a lot of it is going to end up on the floor and accomplish nothing.

And at the end of the day you’ll have filled one or two cups ( or sometimes not even one) compared to the five or six that somebody with the same sized teapot (but only one spout) has filled, and everyone wonders why you’re so bad at getting tea poured, and why you make such a mess in the process.

One day I’d like to spend more time learning pottery and create a really technically good fucked up little adhd teapot. But that’s a long way off since i currently live in the outback and the nearest pottery workshop is some 400km away. But I figure that for now, it might be a useful or interesting metaphor to somebody even in its rough draft form.

This post is the cup I filled instead of cleaning my house btw.

You get it!

Edit: people not getting that I made this to mock myself will never not be funny to me.

when you’re sick as hell and have no sick leave left bc your job is a cesspool 😎👉🏻👉🏻

YOU GOT THIS, BUDDY! COUGH ON YOUR BOSS! I’M ROOTING FOR YOU! 🤠👍👍👍

Man I gotta share this. Early morning Monday I developed a fever & what we’ll call *gastrointestinal symptoms incompatible with hospital work*. By 8:00 Monday morning I had found a coworker who agreed to see my patients while I was out sick, I had let my team know that I would be taking sick leave, and I turned off my work phone. By 5:00 Tuesday afternoon my boss had sent cops to my house to welfare check me. Because I wasn’t answering my work phone while on sick leave and because I hadn’t reiterated in 24hrs that I was still febrile and still had *gastrointestinal symptoms incompatible with hospital work*, my boss filed a report to the hospital’s administration on my lack of communication and unprofessional conduct. This is not a policy nor a custom.

No one made attempt to contact my emergency contacts. If my three emergency contacts had been unable to be reached, I do not live alone. It would be impossible for me to be dead in the house without the people who live with me noticing. My boss knows this.

This has only fueled my practice of writing whatever tf excuse note someone needs with whatever return to work date & restrictions they want.

Well Jesus lol. I’m lucky to have a good and very flexible boss at the micro level. I just used a lot of my accrued leave when I had my kids bc there are so many Dr appointments. And then most of my sick leave goes towards my kids being sick. Every time I manage to collect some hours, I lose them to something unpredictable. It’s so annoying. But at least my boss has never sent the cops out for me lol

CAITLYN & VI in ARCANE 2x01

So hey… I have a lot of mixed feelings about transforming fanfic into original works. Mostly I don’t mind it, but I know some people feel weird about it and I guess for me it depends on the kind of story you’re transforming?

Anyway… all that to say I’m thinking of self-publishing New Song. I feel like it is far enough removed from the source material that it is just… my own writing with the characters kind of there as familiar crutches? So obvs I would do some editing there.

I also just… really need a little bit of extra cash flow right now because my job was supposed to give me back my 40 hours when the summer ended and somehow I’m still on 30 hours and it’s fucking me over financially and I’m struggling to find anything I can do as like part time freelance work at night. So this could help us out a little to keep our heads above water.

All of THAT to say, or to ask I guess, if anyone would even be interested? Idk. I feel weird even asking.

Okay!’ I’m gonna start working on this 😬😬😬

Interspecies lesbianism

It’s cute guys

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

Butch/Butch couple

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

So I had to draw them in human form???

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

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This is some of that top-shelf, straight-up, good shit. Bless these big cat lesbians.

I’m so sorry, that lion is the tiger’s daughter. No lesbians, but it’s a super interesting case.

Tiger Momma adopted the Lion Baby, and while tigers leave their mothers when they get old enough, lionesses always stay in the pride and help mom raise her new babies. So the lioness stuck around to help mom so she could get a good grade in Daughter, and Mom basically shrugged and was like ‘weird, but okay’.

The super cool thing is, the tiger with the lion daughter was so much more successful in keeping her children alive pretty soon like half the tigers in the area were all her babies. They left her territory, but most set up shop in adjacent areas. This was because her overachiever lion daughter also wanted a good grade in Lion Pride, and stayed friendly with the siblings she helped raise to the point where she would attack intruding tigers who tried to go after her siblings, even after those siblings were grown.

And I’m talking ATTACK. Female lions will fight like hell to protect their babies and sisters, even one-on-one against an adult male lion 50 pounds heavier than them, if they feel like they have to. So a tiger sister would see another tiger and go ‘no I don’t want to fuck you’, and her lion sister would hear her yelling and be like

It was basically an accidental experiment that resulted in a loose, friendly kingdom of related tigers centered around their mom and a lion, and helped show how successful the ‘build a pack’ strategy was, evolution-wise. Mama Tiger accidentally changed the genetics of an entire population of tigers because she had a daughter there to help keep her babies alive.

So next time some dude-bro crypto asshole starts talking about how survival of the fittest is really survival of the selfish, maybe mention how discovering the power of cooperation made a regular tiger into the queen of a tiger kingdom