todd: they’re making another planet earth
dirk, unimpressed: oh yeah? and where exactly do they plan on getting the dirt for it?
todd:
todd: the documentary series, dirk, not the astronomical object
dirk: oh
farah: what do we say when someone disagrees with us?
dirk: that’s homophobic
farah: no
dirk, after discussing modern slang with amanda: solved it, YEET!
todd, calling amanda: this ends TODAY
todd: [holding a barbie] hey ken, i was thinking of going back to school and starting my own career
amanda: [holding a ken doll] nonsense barbie, you’re staying home and having my kids
mrs. brotzman: what the hell are you two doing?
amanda: playing systematic oppression
todd: [picks up his phone] what, dirk, i’m busy
dirk: do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would i just die?
todd:
todd: i’m on my way
dirk: does this jacket look good?
todd: it’s cool, I mean I wish I could pull that off
dirk: go ahead
todd: what
dirk: what
dirk: fist me!
todd: I- the- what the fuck?
dirk: [holds up his fist for a fist pump]
todd: oh you- jesus fucking christ, dirk