Okay wait where the actual hell do wizards put their wands?? Like my first thought was “pockets” but couldn’t that go very wrong?? Like wouldn’t it slip out as you move or get bent and snap as you sit down? Why are wands suddenly the most impractical thing for a wizard to own jfc
everybody always makes the marauders out to be super cool and suave but dude
they had codenames
they named their own friendship group
as far as i can tell only aBSOLUTE DORKLORDS DO THAT
how much do you wanna bet the entirety of hogwarts refused to call them ‘the marauders’ and they got all grumpy abt it
The entire exchange between them all during their 5th year exam also attests to this. 1. He’s sitting in my chair 2. He’s wearing my clothes 3. His names remus Lupin?? That’s not even funny ! but they all laughed. And they’ve known he’s a werewolf for how many years at that point? 3? I can’t get over it lolol it is absolutely dorky.
Sirius and James wore matching Phoenix shirts while riding the motorbike together.
Elvendorks.
In addition (and I will categorically never get over this) sixteen year old James Potter doodling Lily’s initials in a love heart on his DADA OWL exam?
And for god’s sake, they dedicated a significant chunk of their free time to drawing their entire school (and not just any school- Hogwarts, the most convoluted building anywhere ever) and enchanting it to keep track of every single person, not to mention the fucking stairs and the walls that move. This map can see people under the Invisibility Cloak, doesn’t give two shits about Polyjuice Potion.
They were gi-fucking-gantic dorks. You can bet that their dorm room had more advanced textbooks in it than any other in the castle. You can bet that their homework (despite often likely being done a little close to the line) will nine times out of ten be twice as many inches as they were asked for including moving, colour coded diagrams and insanely complex theory on how to improve the effects of said spell or potion, potential applications that literally no-one would have thought of.
Like the very fact that they’re canonically fucking mischief makers of the calibre of Fred and George, the fact that they caused trouble that way is just textbook behaviour for a lot of really really bright kids? They were goddamn geniuses, and they were bloody bored 90% of the time, so they pushed themselves. Acing transfiguration? No problem, let’s become Animagi to help our best mate. Ancient Runes way bellow our skill level? Fine, we’ll use a combination of that, arithmancy and charms to make a map that tracks people all over the castle.
They were absolute nerd kings, and I sodding well love it.
Lupin continued to stare at the map. Harry had the impression that he was doing some very quick thinking.
I did a draw-over of some art by @viria (if they want, I can take this down) using the house colors (not to show personality or anything, they just look good). Thoughts?
Okay so I just remembered that scene when Harry sees the memory of his dad & co. sitting under the Whomping Willow and James is just casually playing with the snitch, and he's catching that thing in like 0.5 seconds each time he lets it go. Now we all know that the snitch is crazily fast which means it's now cannon that James has really good/fast reflexes. Just imagine: -James grabbing projectiles out of thin air -jumping out of the way of curses -tackling other people when something is aimed/thrown at them -it's what got him his position as a chaser -feel free to add more
Need inspiration from feels?
Just listen to "secrets" by One Republic and think of the marauders. Works every time.
Beyond the Veil by Avender
This makes me happy and sad all at the same time. It’s wonderful and causes me pain.
I’m laughing and crying at the same time
For some reason I have this headcanon that James and Lily have this secret signaling system because of all the times that one of them is pretending to be asleep or something like that. But before you criticize, just imagine: -When one of them is “sleeping” or “unconscious” the other could figure it out by maybe squeezing their stomach and seeing if a lone hand squeezes back -They have some sort of way of figuring out why/why not the other wants to do something just by leaning close and whispering to each other. -James is able to notice a difference in Lily’s breathing pattern when she’s asleep vs. when she’s awake vs. when she’s in distress so he can figure out if a nightmare is coming on and wake her up before she does so in tears -Lily does this too -This leads to them staying up half the night just holding each other -feel free to add more
How it should have happened tbh (✿◡‿◡)
Sirius would totally do this
If there are no cameos made in the Fantastic Beasts movie by Harry Potter characters (from whatever generation) there will be no point and I will be thoroughly disappointed.
James kissed Snape once by accident
Please someone elaborate this I'm rubbish at headcanons
Lucius and Snape had a drunk fling more than once in 5-7th year
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HELP
Did a couple of prompts for Sirius’s Birthday Bash 2015 on LJ! lyonessheart requested Sirius mourning for Regulus 。:゚(。ノω\。)゚・。
No stop why ugh now I'm crying
Okay but imagine this:
Regulus gets sorted into Gryffindor.
As he steps up to the stool, all he can think about is his parents’ scolding Sirius into oblivion, and how he can’t have that, not ever. But as the hat is placed on his head, he can see himself in the house of the lion, not caring about his parents opinion, and not having to worry. The word is said before he has a second to think: “GRYFFINDOR!” The hat shouts, followed by utter silence. For a good five seconds, no one moves, not even the Blacks themselves. And then the Gryffindor table erupts in cheers, and Regulus isn’t paralyzed in fear anymore as he takes off the hat and runs into his brother’s arms. Sirius is almost sobbing, Regulus is on the verge of hysterics, and James, Remus, and Peter are visibly tearing up. The Slytherins are, as expected, outraged that yet another has chosen to defy their ranks. Letters are sent home immediately, so word reaches the household quickly, making the next few days a living hell for the Black children.
Their friends try to help. Anytime a howler (noticeable by its folds) tries to make its way to their table, a lone spell manages to shoot it into a nearby trashcan. But the nonchalant looks of the Gryffindors suggest nothing happened. If a Slytherin tries to come over and attack the two, he/she is dragged into another hallway while someone else creates another route for them to take to wherever they need to be. But of course, it’s just because Remus found an interesting historical bit or something. At least once a week, a Slytherin can be found in detention for bullying, but it definitely wasn’t Peter who told a teacher about it. And when the Slytherins try to complain, Professors say they didn’t notice, but will keep a lookout for any bullying, adding in a suggestive glance towards the complainer.
Amidst all of this, Regulus is welcomed into the house like he’s been there all along. The Marauders let him into some of their meetings, and he even thinks of some pretty cool pranks (“He gets it from me, obviously.” “Shut up, Padfoot.”). Lily lets him study with her, and even offers to help him with some homework assignments (because defense against the dark arts mainly consisted of him getting scolded by the head of Slytherin, and therefore extra homework). Sirius manages to memorize both of their schedules, just in case, and so he can walk with Regulus as much as possible to reduce the amount of black (pun not intended) eyes per year.
By the end of the school year, James has already told his parents, and now the two Blacks have a place to stay if their house doesn’t feel like a home. This ends up in weekly visits from Sirius and Regulus, and they become full-time residents after nasty beating in Regulus’s third year (which is James and Sirius’s fifth). Eventually, the Potters host holiday meals for all of their friends, and the Tonks family are frequent visitors.
At the end of his seventh year, Sirius asks Regulus if he ever regretted choosing Gryffindor. His only reply is, “I think I would have regretted choosing Slytherin, it would have made Hogwarts a living nightmare.”
Live your life so Professor McGonagall would be both proud and exasperated by you
And here we have the Marauder's Motto
How I think it happened
I’d like to imagine that the Marauders are all at James’s house when Sirius gets the letter. His owl soars in through an open window and drops the it on his lap. He picks the letter up and reads the front. The return address says “The Ministry of Magic.” Sirius cautiously opens the letter and reads it, then his face goes pale. He stands up and says he has to go, the other marauders give him confused looks but he leaves anyway.
Back at his house, Sirius goes into a fit of rage. He throws chairs all over the place, turns tables upside down, and messes up all the beds. He doesn’t care, it won’t be okay anymore. He screams and shouts things like, “WHY DIDN’T SOMEONE STOP HIM” and “HE WAS ONLY EIGHTEEN” only to lose his voice minutes later.
Then the marauders come in. Peter has let them in through a window because “You didn’t answer the door” and “we heard screaming” and they try to calm Sirius down because despite their efforts, he can’t be physically controlled. After easily fifteen minutes, Sirius stops, he just freezes. The marauders get a good look at him for the first time since he left Godric’s Hollow earlier that afternoon. He’s breathing heavily, his eyes are bloodshot, his cheeks are tear-stained and moist, and his hair (which he usually keeps perfectly clean) is a mess.
And then Sirius collapses. He crumbles to the floor, almost as if someones punched him in the gut, and cries. At first, the marauders are stunned, they don’t budge, and then Remus gets on his knees and hugs Sirius. Then, James and Peter join them, so it’s just them on the floor hugging Sirius while he cries. When they pull away, he looks even worse, and all he can say is just one phrase before he starts to cry again,
“I want my brother back.”