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dialogue prompts based off random items i found in my room (part I)

  1. "You know what this space needs? A bulletin board. With pictures."
  2. "Hah, yeah. My mom made that blanket."
  3. "You do not need this many trophies displayed."
  4. "I didn't know you played volleyball."
  5. "Ooh, a diary. You got all your little secrets in there?"
  6. "You have a concerning amount of books."
  7. "I used to have a stuffed animal like this."
  8. "I've counted three Coke cans and I haven't even looked at your desk yet."
  9. "Oh my god, you were so cute as a kid!"
  10. "You drew this?"
  11. "You have a list of all of your friends? Wow, that's narcissistic ... uh, why are there only three?"
  12. "Oh, I used to love this book."
  13. "A mini fridge?? Are you rich?"
  14. "Speaking to an empty room. Hah. Now I'm going insane."
  15. "Huh. Nice photo. ... We were happier back then, weren't we?"
  16. "You own a concerning amount of snow globes."
  17. "Why is your bed so big?? You're like, three feet tall."
  18. "I found a Kit Kat. Hope it wasn't expired because I just ate it."
  19. "Have you heard of curtains?"
  20. "No wonder you're so angry all the time. I would also be angry if the neighbors liked mowing their lawn at five in the morning."
  21. "There are seven Pringles cans in your trash. Are you okay?"
  22. "I've never seen you wear makeup??"
  23. "Secret stash of candy. Classy."
  24. "Look, I'm just saying, this space needs a little pizzaz, y'know?"
  25. "Do you think your brother would be mad if I sat on his bed?"
  26. "There is dog hair everywhere."
  27. "Are all of these journals full??"
  28. "'Do not enter.' Skull emoji. Did you seriously print out a sign for your door?"
  29. "You don't have a lock on your door??"
  30. "Can I just say... love the giant self-portrait from third grade. Not creepy at all."
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writing tip of the day

write whatever the fuck you want.

so many people stress about their writing being 'too cringy' or 'not novel-worthy' and they end up forgetting the true joy of being a writer--the page is your oyster. you don't need to polish the pearl to perfection, hell, you don't even need to find a pearl. you cracked open the shell. you found an oyster. you looked for an oyster. be proud of yourself for doing, for being. write that cheesy 500-word meet cute you've always wanted. put your favorite fictional characters in different worlds. type out a script for a movie you'll never produce. and above all else, write what you enjoy! it's a passion, it's a gift, it's magical.

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promptsbytaurie MASTERPOST!!

Status: ACTIVE! but slow posting

Ask box: OPEN!

Queue: INACTIVE! One prompt is posted every day at 9 AM Pacific Time (11 AM EST).

Credits: I ask that anyone who uses a prompt of mine credits me with the link to the prompt used or my username! This is NOT optional. If you'd like, you can @ me or reblog directly from the prompt so I can read it!! I love seeing what you guys write :D

My prompt lists + other info are linked under the cut, as well as a more detailed tag system.

This masterpost is IN PROGRESS!

Keep reading under the cut for links to all of my prompt posts, plus my AU Generator (700+ AUs!)

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dialogue prompts that give off ~chaotic vibes~

!!please credit me if you use any!!

  1. "you idiot. now we're gonna die."
  2. "american cheese. shitty yet addicting. kind of like my exes."
  3. "everything would be a lot easier if you fucking sat still."
  4. "careful. those aren't designed for idiots."
  5. "tssk, tssk. what would jeff goldblum think of this?"
  6. "if you're trying to manipulate me, it's not working."
  7. "i'm about to say 'shut up' and if you respond with a ridiculously flirtatious 'make me' i will slap you."
  8. "i congratulate you. to convince them is no small feat." *pause* "though you do have small feet."
  9. "don't worry. it's not lethal. i think."
  10. "hey, did you fall from heaven when you hurt--fuck."
  11. "no, but i can speak greek. είσαι σκατά." [you are shit.]
  12. "can i? of course. will i? nah bro."
  13. "we're gonna die and your tombstone will be engraved with 'death by dumbassery.'"
  14. "i had a cat once. his name was stewart. i trained him in the fine art of jiu jitsu."
  15. "what do you mean most people don't carry multiple knifes on them at once?? what if there's an attack?? or an urgent need to cut lettuce??"
  16. "i swear to god if you post this on twitter i will steal your kidney."
  17. "ok. fine. maybe i am a dumbass. but you gotta admit i'm a hot dumbass."
  18. "ah, canada." (that's it. that's the prompt)
  19. "is. is that a grenade."
  20. "abso-fucking-lutely not."
  21. "you know, this reminds me of the time i met the president."
  22. "sometimes, your stupid astounds me."
  23. "yeahhhh no. we're not doing that."
  24. "is there actually anything in your skull or is it just dust and dumbass?"
  25. "gordon ramsay is such a mood."
  26. "this would be romantic if you weren't you and i wasn't me."
  27. "most people just send a text, you know."
  28. "goddammit. how many fucking beans did you spill."
  29. "the world could be ending and you'd still find time to livetweet the imminent destruction of reality."
  30. "you look like shit."
  31. "i can kill a man with my bare hands but i can't unscrew this goddamn jar--"

extra challenges:

  1. use all 31 in one work.
  2. write one prompt every day for a month.
  3. use a random number generator and write 500 (or any set number of) words, and only that amount of words.
  4. to add some spice to #3, set a timer!

(reposted to switch to my prompt blog)

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